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23 Badass Quotes From The Last People You'd Expect

The annals of time are forever littered with totally badass quotes. Terrifying men and women beget words that strike fear in the hearts of others, or inspire individuals to do great things.

But sometimes amazing quotes come from the unlikeliest of people. You could literally put these on a picture of Teddy Roosevelt or a book by Sun Tzu, and no one would be able to tell the difference.

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Entry by Vincent Pall

Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood. -Wil Wheaton Stand by Me

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Entry by deathpod

GRANDDAD, WHAT DO YOU YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN. DO WHEN YOU CAN'T DO THE NOTHING, BUT THERE'S BOONDOCKSS NOTHING YOU CAN DO? CRACKED COM

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Entry by Busteq

CRACKEDCOR if someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun. -His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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Entry by Kevin King

When Betty White hosted SNL at the age of 88, she was working all day. Will Forte asked her How are you doing? Did you get some sleep? She responded

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Entry by iStockphoto

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Mewtwo Pokemon:

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I'm that good. Doris Roberts said when asked how she continued to get roles despite her age.

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Entry by Wyrmologist

CRACKED.COM The Internet doesn't just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly. -J.K. Row

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Entry by Kevin King

I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. -Julie Andrews CRACKED COM

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Entry by iStockphoto

I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL -Novelty Twitter Account @dril wint @dril

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDcO I will personally burn everything I've made to the f**king ground ifl think I can catch them in the flames.n Penny Arcade's Mibe uGaben Kra

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MY FARM? HERE'S MY MUTHAFU IN' FARM! I'M A LEAD FARMER MUTHAFU A! KIRK LAZARUS TROPIC THUNDER

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From the ACLU website's main page: SEE YOU IN COURT

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCON I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all

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Ladies do not start fights but they can finish them. This badass line was spoken by.... Cute, cuddly Marie in Disney's The Aristocats (1970) CRACKED

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Entry by Kevin King

Go now and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in tw

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. Got to kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight. Bruce Cockburn Singer/ songwriter Love

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Quit your whining, get busy and prepare to defend your firesides and your flag. Get an army, get a navy; be ready to meet the invaders like the loyal

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Entry by Kevin King

ISometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. -BMO from Adventure Time Bwo

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I've seen these ants do great things. And year after year they somehow manage to pick food for themselves AND you. So who's the weaker species? Ants

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Entry by Busteq

He who does not punish evil commands it to be done Leonardo Da Vinci

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Msy past is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think/ was someone they could sleep ono Michele Roberts, on whether she could ha

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Entry by PookieJones

THEY HAVE WEAPONS. FUCK THEM. WE HAVE CHAMPAGNE. ILS ONT LES ARMES COco ON LES EMMERDE. ON A LE CHAMPAGNE! -Charlie Hebdo's November 2015 cover CRAUN

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Entry by Alexius08

CRACKEDG coNT If Dro Gasbarri, friend, a great says a swear word against my mother, then him. a punch awaits - Pope Francis

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