17 Supposedly Smart Characters Who Really, Really Aren’t

Spoiler alert: Smart characters are usually created by people who are not so smart. The only indications we get of their genius are things like usage of big words, or maybe they're doctors, or maybe they're just old.

But we definitely wouldn't know they're smart by the dumb shit they say.

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IN WATCHMEN, DOCTOR MANHATTAN IS UNFAZED BY HIS FRIENDS' DEATH. A LIVE HUMAN BODY AND A DECEASED HUMAN BODY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF PARTICLES. STRUC

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BIGBANGTHEORY Upon seeing Penny, a blonde, dressing up as Wonder Woman without wigs, Sheldon boldly says: IN WHAT LNIVERSE IS WONDER WOMAN BLONDEP Sea

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In Dead Poets Society John Keating tells his students that despite needing acceptance from others, they must trust in their unique beliefs without fol

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In all of God's creations, only human beings kill their own species. WRONG. There are many animals that kill their own species. One example that eve

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In Lucy (2014), the film's resident smart guy, Professor Norman, states: It is estimated most human beings only use ten percent of the brain's capaci

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But that DNA looks human! MISSION TO MARS MCCONNELL IS LOOKING AT ABOUT THIRTY NUCLEOTIDES- TEN GENES. THERE ARE THREE BILLION GENES IN THE HUMAN GENO

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S U R MARIOBROS. Spike goes through an evolution machine which makes him smarter. He shows off his newly acquired intelligence by saying that the squa

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THE FLAGH CRACKED COM BARRY, THAT EVENT HAS AN Season 1 finale IT CANNLECTRON-VOEAST Sorry Professor Stein, but 1 teraelectron-volt only equals the en

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In the 1998 version of GODZILLA. Dr Niko Tatopolous uses an over-the-counter pregnancy test on the monster and discovers that... he's PREGNANT! I mean

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LOST CRACKED.CON I'll need to do His mouse is an autopsy dead later. Daniel Faraday lit up the show Lost with his genius he taught at Oxford, could ea

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In Big Bang Theory Season 02 Episode 15 Super-genius Sheldon claims HRAHKEDCOM He's holding the phone to his left ear. Ears do not cross hemispheres,

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the social network The whip-smart Facebook lawyer announces Facebook's ownership share as: 'Eduardo Saverin : 34.4% Mark Zuckerberg = 51% Dustin Mosko

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Dr. Crusher recommends Geordi hold his breath and avoid exhaling when the Enterprise goes through rapid decompression and vacuum exposure in The Next

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ARRO Season 1, Episode 22 THERE'S AT LEAST A TERAFLOP OF DATA TO GO THROLIGH, Felicity is supposed to be a genius hacher but doesn't know that teraflo

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BATMAN BEGINS A After Bruce Wayne falls into freezing water, Ra's al Ghul gives him this piece of advice: Rub your chest and the arms will take care

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THE TERMINATOF T-800 walbs into a gun shop and demands a phased plasma rifle in 40 watt range. For a supercomputer armed with the skills to murder s

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STAR TREK Episode Court Martial Gentlemen, this computer has an auditory sensor. It can, in effect, hear sounds. By installing a booster, we can in