29 B.S. Things People Say (And What They Actually Mean)

Learning a language can be tough. And we aren't talking about a secondary one, we're talking about the one you've been raised your whole life with.

Why? Because, as you're about to find out, even the most regular conversations have hidden meanings we typically don't consider.

(Special shout out to adiplotti for suggesting this contest, you mad, mad genius you.)

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Entry by JarOCats

SOME OF MY BEST I'M A FRIENDS ARE BLACK... RACIST... ...AND GAY, ...AND A TOO! HOMOPHOBE, TOO! CRACKED.COM

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Entry by madamepickles

OH, SO CUTE! Dear god, how many pictures Of your cat do you have?

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Entry by PookieJones

With all due respecto.. Catch up with the times, you geezero CRACKED COM

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Entry by AgCat

Your work is great, but there are a few things that could be improved upon... *sigh* What an amateur. CRACKEDCO

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Entry by Tony Alpsen

CRACKED How much pain How much effort are you in on would you like me a scale from to put into solving one to ten? your problem?

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Entry by JarOCats

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER you WIN OR LOSE, IT'S HOW you PLAY THE GAME, so GET BACK ON THE MOUND AND JUST HAVE FUN! IF You KEEP PITCHING BALLS, I'LL NE

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Entry by dcblack

WE WILL MISS YOU THIS MEANS I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THAT PROMOTION! THIS LEFTOVEB WHO ABE CAKE IS YOU? MINE, BITCHEZ! DIBS ON YOUR OFFICE!

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Entry by jaoafallas

Where do you wanna eat? Anywhere you want! Exactly the restaurant I have in mind that I'm hoping you can guess.

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Entry by soco11

GRACKEDOON Not a fucking chance! We'll see

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Entry by milito

I'm BUSY TOMORROW. How ABOUT FRIDAY? I HAVE O PLANS TOMORROW. I JUST DON'T WANNA LOOK DESPERATE.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Mr. Parker has informed us of his decision to leave the company and pursue other interests, effective immediately. You mean he was totally caught wi

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Entry by PookieJones

It's your decision. 0 made my stance painstakingly obvious. You should know what the ight decision is. CRACKEDCOMT

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CRAGKEDCOM I JUST SAY WHAT EVERYONE THINKS BUT IS TOO AFRAID TO SAY. I don't intend to take any responsibility for my words. 125/4:02

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Entry by Kalli

CRACKED Lala la, You're funny I can't looking! hear you!!! I think you're He prerty! LIKES me!

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Entry by Kalli

Hello, how are you? Society forces me to pretend to care about your physical and/ or mental well-being. CRACKED COM

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKEDCON I was just kidding. I totally meant what I said.

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I have the right to say this. I have no arguments to back what I just said. CRACKED COM

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Entry by djHanDon

'm busy tonight but call back me on friday! APTER IBURN THIS SIMSCARD!

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Entry by ChevySpoons

WE NEED TO SYNERGIZE OUR SKILLS, So WE CAN PARTNER WITH OTHER STAKEHOLDERS, IN ORDER TO LEVERAGE OUR STRENGTHS. I MEAN THAT WE SHOULD MAXIMIZE OUR COR

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CRACKEDCON Give me a tip, ugly. Here you go, handsome.

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Entry by Opus52

What they CRACKEDG CON say... Can you help me move some things? We can hang out after. Sure, sounds great. I'll be there! What they mean... I am only

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Entry by PookieJones

We really need a new couch. I want to refurnish the entire living room.

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Entry by Kevin King

Your secret is safe with me. I'M TELLIng the Next PERSoN I see. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by JarOCats

CRACKED COM YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED NEITHER A BIT! HAVE YOU! GOOD GOD! I HOPE I DON'T LOOK THAT OLD!

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Entry by JarOCats

IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME. IT'S YOU. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Q CRACKEDcO COM Ray Sistasso 9 hrs 21 Instead of our taxes going to all these mooching sponges on welfare, we should be helping all the homeless veter

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Entry by jaoafallas

Oh, you don't need to get me anything... but you better get me something.

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Entry by Busteq

Random Guy Follow @lolsorandom I'm part of that 1% that has never seen Stars Wars... and never will. Reply Retweet Favorite More EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!

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There are more important things to worry about than that*. *Shut up. CRACKED COM