27Entry by PookieJones
26Entry by AgCat
Learning a language can be tough. And we aren't talking about a secondary one, we're talking about the one you've been raised your whole life with.
Why? Because, as you're about to find out, even the most regular conversations have hidden meanings we typically don't consider.(Special shout out to adiplotti for suggesting this contest, you mad, mad genius you.)
Congrats, Andres Diplotti. You win money.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
Turns out greed is the mother of invention.
What is it about holding a lease that turns people into raving lunatics?