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Ok, but being dead the whole time is something you’d notice.
The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.
Nothing about any of this is fair.
Break out the hipster glasses, because it’s time to appreciate some original, unknown versions.
There's a reason you predicted that plot twist.
Imagine being best-known for some stupid garbage you slapped together.