28 Ways To Survive Emergencies

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28 Ways To Survive Emergencies

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So in an effort to keep our pantsless jobs and keep you alive (we guess), here are some safety tips everyone should know.

Entry by stahn_lee

HYDROPLANING happens when a layer of water builds between the wheels of your vehicle and the road surface, leading to a loss of traction and control a

Entry by jaoafallas

If you choke while eating alone, do this: Make a fist and place it below your ribcage, just above the navel. Lean over a table edge or a chair with yo

Entry by Brooklyned

You are more likely to be suffocated in a crowd crush, than actually crushed. Protect your chest first. Arms up Boxer's in front stance of your chest.

Related: The 6 Most Insane True Tales of Survival

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