We here at Cracked need your eyes. Not for anything weird or malicious, mind you (at least, not until it's time to perform the ritual), but because your precious peepers are what keeps this website running and allow us to work without ever having to wear pants.

So in an effort to keep our pantsless jobs and keep you alive (we guess), here are some safety tips everyone should know.

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