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10Entry by MibHatesUsAll
We're pretty certain there's a school of thought shared by all fictional mentors that goes along the lines of, "Just phone it and hopefully my protege will go away. Or die. Whichever comes first, I don't really care."
After all, that's the only way you can explain things like ...
Congrats, Timon DJ Spajic. You win money.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.