11Entry by Brooklyned
10Entry by MibHatesUsAll
We're pretty certain there's a school of thought shared by all fictional mentors that goes along the lines of, "Just phone it and hopefully my protege will go away. Or die. Whichever comes first, I don't really care."
After all, that's the only way you can explain things like ...
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Some characters come out of the gate and do an instant 180.