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If you're like us, you pretty much assumed the difference between men and women were their genitals. But it turns out we were wrong! Surprising, we know.
So whatever set of genitals you have in your pants, prepare to have them shocked off.
Congrats, WhiteCells. You win money.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Is anyone capable of living up to our expectations?
Before you break out that spinning jump-kick, check this out.
What is this, some sort of star trek?
Maybe we need to strike the word natural from the dictionary.
These people didn’t walk away from fame. They walked toward something much wilder.
Turns out some famous people actually DO deserve your standom.