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If you're like us, you pretty much assumed the difference between men and women were their genitals. But it turns out we were wrong! Surprising, we know.
So whatever set of genitals you have in your pants, prepare to have them shocked off.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
We see what you did there.
Here's a stack of actuallys, for dealing with fancy people.
When you laugh openly at the concept of proportionate response.
Who knew nature was such a badass?