Staples Of Everyday Life (That Will Soon Be Obsolete)

Ever read one of those "Ready To Feel Old" galleries? Shut up, of course you have. The ones that have a picture of that baby from Nirvana's first album all grown up or let you know how long ago Crystal Pepsi gave us nightmares?

Well, we're getting the jump on shit like that. Start hoarding now, because soon you'll have to say goodbye to things like ...