23Entry by VirginAndy
22Entry by Timon DJ Spajic
Games don't make any sense. One mushroom makes you superpowered ... another kills you when it grazes you. Your BFG can destroy everything in sight ... except doors and walls. You're a highly-trained, deadly soldier ... who can't swim.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit that doesn't make sense. Here's a whole a bunch more.
Congrats, Chan Teik Onn. You win money.
Some characters come out of the gate and do an instant 180.