23Entry by VirginAndy
22Entry by Timon DJ Spajic
Games don't make any sense. One mushroom makes you superpowered ... another kills you when it grazes you. Your BFG can destroy everything in sight ... except doors and walls. You're a highly-trained, deadly soldier ... who can't swim.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit that doesn't make sense. Here's a whole a bunch more.
Congrats, Chan Teik Onn. You win money.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.