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Sure, old people look a little feeble to us now, but after seeing the following pictures, we'll be keeping that observation to ourselves.
Because, well, behind those cute little wrinkles and spectacled eyes, there's probably a badass lurking inside.
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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Read this before you waste a dime on that Stradivarius.
That workaday job is actually not all that workaday.
100 percent guaranteed to be facts.
In which we answer the question 'where do Hollywood stars come from?'
Think you’ve got that fanbase figured out? Think again.
You have our permission to tune out, the second you hear one of these.