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Sure, old people look a little feeble to us now, but after seeing the following pictures, we'll be keeping that observation to ourselves.
Because, well, behind those cute little wrinkles and spectacled eyes, there's probably a badass lurking inside.
Congrats, jaoafallas. You win money.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Cinematic moments we wish had landed on the cutting-room floor.
Take these with you, the next time you go out to eat.
Scrooge McDuck is real, guys.
Tear up those time machine blueprints right now. Trust us.
Welcome to Monsters 101. No sharpening wooden stakes in class.
We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.