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Sure, old people look a little feeble to us now, but after seeing the following pictures, we'll be keeping that observation to ourselves.
Because, well, behind those cute little wrinkles and spectacled eyes, there's probably a badass lurking inside.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.