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Sure, old people look a little feeble to us now, but after seeing the following pictures, we'll be keeping that observation to ourselves.
Because, well, behind those cute little wrinkles and spectacled eyes, there's probably a badass lurking inside.
Congrats, jaoafallas. You win money.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Ok, but being dead the whole time is something you’d notice.
We're here to supercharge your interestingness game.
Some characters come out of the gate and do an instant 180.
The good news is, it’s theoretically possible to see this stuff.
Take every product claim with a grain of salt. Even when it’s about salt.
It’s time to translate some ingredient labels.