8Entry by John E.
7Entry by ironical
Fast-forwarding is great for a lot of things: skipping commercials, speeding through sex scenes when you're watching a movie with your parents, and ... OK, well fast-forwarding is great.
And now you can add a third thing to that list: Speeding up things that are slow or take a long time to happen. In fact, it makes watching those things pretty awesome.
What's the opposite of typecasting? Whatever it is, this is that.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
What is it about holding a lease that turns people into raving lunatics?
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.
Turns out greed is the mother of invention.