Hi! How are you doing today? Good? Having just a spectacular day so far? Maybe you are, or maybe you aren't. Maybe you're having just a really, really shitty day.

But none of that will matter by the end of this article, because everyone will be on the same level. What level is that? The one where you're questioning your sanity and, really, your very existence. You're welcome!

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