18Entry by Kyledilax
17Entry by CheezyWorm22
A lot of things in life are improbable: Being hit by two separate foul balls in the same baseball game, surviving two atomic blasts on the same day, having the same exact life as a fictional character, successfully navigating an asteroid field without being smashed to pieces.
Oh wait, no -- none of those things are improbable at all. And, after reading the following stories, we think there's really something to all those super-excited self-help gurus that are always claiming nothing's impossible.
Literally none of this stuff is helping.
When you think about it, these characters are more sad than funny.
Any publicity is good publicity, right? Er, not necessarily.
We see what you did there.