16Entry by SheetCuck
15Entry by OttosJacket
We can use any number of adjectives to describe our ancestors: innovative, dumb, horny, prude, violent, enlightened, close-minded, dead.
One thing they rarely get credit for is being humorous. Because, as you're about to find out, those sexless, orgy-proned, warring, eggheads could actually be really funny.
Help yourself to a steaming plate of truth.
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
Here's a stack of actuallys, for dealing with fancy people.