The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life

Some people need a little help conjuring up utterly badass lines. Usually there's a playwright, or screenwriter, or lyricist, or speechwriter in the background who carefully crafted those words for someone else to say.

But then some people didn't need any of that help shit. No, their words of badassery came straight from their own guts. We're talking about such epic mic drops like ...

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Congrats, Monstroso Yojimbo. You win money.

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