The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life

Some people need a little help conjuring up utterly badass lines. Usually there's a playwright, or screenwriter, or lyricist, or speechwriter in the background who carefully crafted those words for someone else to say.

But then some people didn't need any of that help shit. No, their words of badassery came straight from their own guts. We're talking about such epic mic drops like ...

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move. fall like a thunderbolt. Sun Tzu, on maneuvering CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Anavi

CRACKED cO COM Progress is not possible without deviation Frank Zappa

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

The only reason a warrior is alive is to fight, and the only reason a warrior fights is to win. Otherwise, why be a warrior? It is easier to count be

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Entry by Sagar Parikh

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. -Winston Churchill. on 10th November

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The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

During the American Revolution, signer Carter Braxton wrote in a letter about Americans: We must hang together... ...or [hang] separately. CRACKED C

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage they will get their revenge; but if you cripple them there is nothing they d

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CRACKEDC COM Guilty? I wouldn't do anything that I felt guilty about -Charles Manson, the leader of a mass murdering family.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

This Fourth of July is yours. Not mine. You may rejoice. I must mourn. -Frederick Douglass in his speech to commemorate the Fourth of July, despite

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Entry by bleistift

If we now have to start apologizing for showing a friendly face in response to an emergency situation, then that's not my country -Chancellor Angela

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Entry by gicusudoru

CRACKED CO COM We will fight, we will go back and fight. My country beckons me. Why should I waste my time here in the Security Council? I am going! Z

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CRACKDOON George Mallory, the first man to attempt the summit of Mount Everest, was asked why he would want to climb it. His response? Because it's t

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

CRACKED CONT Abu Azrael is an Iraqi national hero who fights ISIS. During an interview introduced his family by saying: he THIS IS MY WHOLE FAMILY. M

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Entry by lenarae

GRACKEDCOM DS Nobody deserves to be hurt, especially not for an iDea. -Keshia Thomas, when asked why she put herself in harm's way to protect a KKK

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In 1970, terrorists in Montreal were abducting public officials, and Canada's government sent troops to patrol Montreal. Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Everybody has a plan until they get hit. -Mike Tyson fusT MOM P L CRACKED COM

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Entry by Shamiracle

I COME IN PEACE. I DIDNT BRING ARTILLERY. BUT I'M PLEADING WITH YOU. WITH TEARS IN MY EYES: IF YOU FUCK WITH ME, I'LL KILL YOU ALL. USMC GENERAL JAME

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Entry by Scott Laffey

After defying the draft to serve during the Vietnam War, Muhammad Ali was stripped of his title. Facing jail time, he responded: My conscience won't

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Entry by OlPiley

LEMMY ON RANDY RHOADS: HE BECAME AN EVEN BETTER GUITAR PLAYER AFTER HE DIED. IT IS A WELL-KNOWN MYSTERY THAT GUITAR PLAYERS SUDDENLY GET BETTER ONCE

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