You're a parent and it's time to make dinner or breakfast or whatever -- so how do you distract your kid? By throwing on some cartoons, right? Pretty safe move. Except not always.

Like strangers all those old PSAs warned us about, apparently the people creating stuff for children these days don't have an issue with corrupting our nation's youth. We teamed up with master image manipulator AuntieMeme to bring you the worst offenders and people who probably need a little therapy.

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Willy Wonka wants kids to lick the snozzberries on his wallpaper. Snozzberries, what a silly nonsense word! Except it's not nonsense. In a later book,

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In the Rugrats episode Grandpa's Date, Lou rents some videos for the kids. NICKTOONT He also rents one for himself, called Lonely Space Vixens. Tha

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In Monster House, Jenny figures out that the kids have been attacking the house's uvula. Ohhh! So it's a girl house, says Chowder. When Jenny explai

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The Cannibals in The Secret of Monkey Island ask brush Threepwood: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Proving that di

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When Kronk in The Emperor's NeW Groove pitches a tent to sleep in, he pitches it over his crotch. Presumably he wakes up with morning woods. CRACKED.C

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In a 1991 comic, ALF appears with a seal. AL 100X FRESH comsCS ALF NEW CAUTION: DONOT BUY IF SAFETY SEAL IS MISSINGI So MOY p ALRLADYT MOPE A PPAT DLA

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