You know all those fluorescent orange chips, and fruit shaped candy you stuff down your gullet aren't good for you. But what's mind-blowing is just how diabolical the people who sell you junk food are when it comes to getting you hooked. We asked our readers to dig up facts that'll make you want to eat carrots for the rest of your life. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Lunachick71

Applebee's Oriental Chicken Salad has 1,310 calories, 93 grams of fat and 1,470 milligrams of sodium. Eating this salad is worse than eating a mediu

Entry by Nightfly

ACCORDING TO OUTBACK'S OWN WEBSITE, THE BLOOMIN' ONIOND APPETIZER HAS ABOUT2, 000 CALORIES. OTHER SOURCES PUT IT CLOSE TO .000 CALORIES. THAT'S MORE

Entry by kerbinsour

Almost 80% of food commercials aired on Saturday morning children shows are for junk food. CRACKEDCON

Entry by PandaPoo

8E 880O 0080 EEEEEDB DODD nonon In 52 of a recent study, % Americans believed doing their taxes wass easier than figuring out how to eat healthy CRACK

Entry by Alex Race

In 1999, several presidents and c.E.O.'s of America's largest food companies held a private meeting where they discussed ways to tackle the growing ob

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