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25 Non-Batty Fan Theories

Movies are great, yeah. But just like real life, a good conspiracy always makes a situation way more intriguing. We asked our readers to provide us with the best theories they could muster. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by DixonUranus

HE LIVES IN BIKINI BOTTOM. HIS NEIGHBORS ARE SANDY CHEEKS AND A STARFISH, BIKON BOPOM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS A TAMPON. CRACKED COM

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Entry by krakenkraked

Alfred is at faithful, once too too protective and too condescending for a simple butler But not for being Bruce Wayne's REAL FATHER

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JAN FEB MAR APR MAY JUN The town of Spilngreld Is located In a tagent unlverse. It's Inhabltants rellve the same year repeatedly whle the world arou

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GRACKEDG COM Greed Lust Envy Sloth Anger & Gluttony Satan Pride The 7 Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island

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Entry by Trishkabibble

Jon's mother is actually Ned's sister Lyanna Stark Ned wasn't his father. Lyanna's rapist Rhaegar Targarven was, making JJon BLOOD OF THE DRAGON GRACK

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Entry by Rutledal

CRACKED COM DETECTIVE GAPP RESENTS DELRAAD ELARSE IE S A REPLICAT IIPLANTED BIDH THE PEVIUHRIS UF A FURIER BLADE RUNNER THAI BLADE RNNEN WAS DETECTIE

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Entry by Rutledal

CRACKEDCO COM THE JOKER DIDN'T KILL BATMAN'S PARENTS BATMAN ALWAYS PROJECTS THAT ON ALL HIS PREY

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Entry by runner-runner

25 Non-Batty Fan Theories

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Entry by Jouzou

CRACKED.COM THADH YOU MARIO BUT YOUR RED CLOTHES, STALID MOUSTACHE anD WORHING CLASS RACHGRUDIUNIST THAT YOU'RE A

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Entry by Nirgal

HOUSE IS AN ADULT DOOGIE HOWSER CRACKEDOOM

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Entry by Vincent Pall

25 Non-Batty Fan Theories

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Entry by kerbinsour

Doc hadn't tested the Delorean and was shocked when it worked. Driving it directly at himself' indicates onily one thing Doc wanted to die CRACKEDGOM

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Entry by Grim_Spirit

25 Non-Batty Fan Theories

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Entry by ClydeM

Anti-censorship advocate Skzanne Colllins created the hames Peeta and Katniss as a joke knowing that teen fans would portmanteau them into the name pe

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

Different faces. The same man. James Bond, like Doctor Who, is a Time Lord. PP? GRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by DoctorWhat

The events of Aladdin never actually happened. The merchant made up the entire story, just to sell a lamp.

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

Pete and Trudy Campbell's daughter will marry a man named 'Edison'... ...and.have. a daughter called Annie who goes to community college.

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Entry by DoctorNemesis

CRACKED.COM THE W OUSE WAS) The West Wing was set in an alternate universe where Richard Nixon was impeached instead of pardoned. TVAS SALVLS

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Entry by DixonUranus

25 Non-Batty Fan Theories

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Entry by DixonUranus

CRACKED COM STAN LEE PLAYS THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY MARVEL MOVIE. HE IS UATU. THE WATCHER IN HUMAN FORM.

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Entry by DixonUranus

IN 1962, THE US GOVERNMENT CAPTURED 'JOHN MASON' A BRITISH OPERATIVE SUSPECTED OF STEALING STATE SECRETS. JOHN MASON'S CODE NAME? BOND. JAMES BOND.

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Entry by ComradeZombie

The Jetsons and Flintstones live in the same future - a future divided by income class. CRACKEDC COM

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Entry by ClydeM

PARSECS? HAN KNEW HE WAS JUST BETTER. TOSSING JARGON OUT TO TEST THE BACKWATER RUBES BEFORE SETTING HIS PRICE. THEY FAILED. CRACKED COM

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED.COM THE COUNT FEASTS ON THE BLLOOD OF THE CHILDREX WHO HAABDER UNTO SESAME STREET HIGH IS WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM FOR VTERT LONG.

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Entry by TimHarvey

CRACKEDCC CONT You wanna know how I got these scars? c a truckload of soldiers will. be blown up, O0o nobody panics because it's all, WHY S part of th

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