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23 Bonkers Celeb Demands

Being rich and famous affords you a lot of luxuries. One of these is being to demand whatever the hell you want to -- no matter how crazy and obnoxious it makes you look.

We asked our readers to do some digging and unveil some of the crazier (and more hilarious) demands celebrities have made. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Giovenna

MARILYN MANSON ONCE DEMANDED A BAG OF GUMM BEARS TOGETHER WITH ASSORTED KOOL-AID CRAPE CAAN TRE KOOlAid EYARA PUNCH TRORICAL TROPICAL Kool CRACKEDCON

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Entry by tusk1113

PLAYBOY CRACKED c COM PLAPAYP Upon learning that his costar, Julie McCullough had bared it all for Playboy Magazine a few years previously, newly mint

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Entry by Kevin King

VIDEO CHER REQUIRES AN ENTIRE ROOM JUST FOR HER WIGS. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by JimMarkus

Jennifer Lopez doesn't like to be distracted by horrible colors. Her dressing-room rider requests a white white room, flowers, white tables, white dra

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Entry by S Peter Davis

Gary Busey, while filming the movie Quigley, refused 1o lilm a scene in heaven until the set designers got it right. Busey claims he saw heaven aite

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Entry by Comunacho

Morrissey In the 2012 Vina del Mar International Song Festival (the biggest in Latin America) Morrissey demanded that upon his arrival all staff worki

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Entry by mkad

You may have noticed that Weird Al Yankovic has a tendency to wear loud shirts. For a while, his contract rider included a demand for a new Hawaiian s

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Entry by Rachel P.

In order to make sure organizers read instructions thouroughly Metal band Van Halen asked for M&M'S backstage, specifying 'absolutely no brown ones' d

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Entry by JimMarkus

Hey Jude, remember when the Beatles agreed to play in Portland, Oregon back in March of 1965? Hey Jude, they didn't let you down. Their official contr

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Entry by Aceduar

LFP E F.C. Barcelona's superstar Leo Messi asked Hotel Serena Suites to provide his suite with a basketball hoop, three jacuzzis (two hot and one cold

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Entry by Kevin King

JACK NICHOLSON DEPARTED THE WHILE SHOOTING THE DEPARTED JACK NICHOLSON WANTED TO INCORPORATE A GIANT DILDO INTO ONE OF HIS SCENES. HE ALSO INSISTED TH

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Will Ferrell once demanded a three wheeled electric scooter, a 'Janet Jackson-style' headset microphone, a rainbow on wheels, a six foot flight of rol

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

PAUL NEWMAN STEVE MCQUEEN Steve McQueen, the ostensible star of The Towering Inferno (1974) was sO consumed with rivalry with his co-star Paul Newman

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Entry by djHanDon

Hermeto PASCoaL asked two kids to bring their pigs to the studio where he was recording Sloves Mass. Then he made the pets sQueal att ThE mic as pant

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Entry by mkad

CRACKED.COM KATY PERRY'S RIDER INCLUDES PARADOXICAL INSTRUCTIONS TO HER DRIVERS. THE RULES INCLUDE: A) DRIVER MUST STAY BEHIND STEERING WHEEL AT ALL

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

IN A 2006 TOUR, IGGY POP REQUESTED A BOB HOPE IMPERSONATORTO TELL JOKES ABOUT GOLF AND BING CROSBY BACKSTAGE. KNOWING THAT IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE, HE

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Entry by JimMarkus

Mike Myers wanted to re-record nearly all of his dialogue in the first Shrek film. I always thought that Shrek was raised working-class. And since Lo

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Entry by tusk1113

CRACKED CON IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A MASSIVE COCKBLOCK, FOR THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES' CLINT EASTWOOD DEMANDED BOTH THE CASTING OF SONDRA LOCKE (HIS LATER

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Entry by mkad

In 2011, The Foo Fighters had one of the most brilliant riders, with a very distinct style that they. gave to their venues explaining their demands. S

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Entry by JimMarkus

CRACKED.COM FOX NEWS lFOX FOX NEWS Always a fan of unbiased news coverage, Dick Cheney's downtime requirements rider requests that all televisions b

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Entry by mkad

Jackie Gleason demanded that CRACKEDG his writers never address him or speak to him, that they just leave their scripts under his dooro According Carl

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Entry by tusk1113

CRACKED COM TO play Genghis Iahn in 1950'S The Black Rose: Orson Welles had a single demand: the coat he was to wear in this scene was to be mink-lin

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Entry by Giovenna

LADY GAGA ONCE INCLUDED A MANNEQUIN WITH PUFFY PINK PUBIC HAiR IN HER RIDER. CRACKEDCONT

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