18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures

Pop culture loves to take famous figures and give them a complete makeover that we wouldn't expect. And yet it turns out this is often times unnecessary. We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus "boobs") to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by DieKnowSoar

CRACKED.COM Somebody said to me, But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, Now, le

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Entry by Xtascina

BE VERY CARERUL ABOUT YOUR CAPE. DONT USE IT FOR SEXUAL HIGH JINKS. IT CAN GET UGLY -TRUST ME ALSO BE CARERUL WHEN FLUSHING. -ADAM WEST

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Entry by Xtascina

As child. a I dragged dead a squirrel home on a skateboard, cut it open and tried to look at its brain. - Jessica Biel GRAGKEDOON

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Entry by Sksmith

IN ORDER TO STABILIZE 0TE COUSTU WORLD POPULATION. WE MUST ELIMINATE 350.000 LYPSO PEOPLE PER DAY. IT IS A PALAU 33c HORRIBLE THING TO SAY. BUT IT IS

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Entry by ssl0th

Do they think that I am such a damned fool AS to think myself fit for President of the United States? No, sir; I know what I am fit for. I can comman

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Entry by runner-runner

All know is that I am not a Marxist. -Karl Marx CRACKED CO COM

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Entry by RandomHabit

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney

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Entry by runner-runner

I do not admit... that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America, or the black people of Australia... by the fact that a stronger rac

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Entry by runner-runner

18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures

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Entry by gotler

It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it It makes me look smarter than I am. I've n

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Entry by mrgisa

Angus Young of AC/DC on stage playing guitar with the unexpected quote - I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same, In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.

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Entry by KMFDM4L

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying t

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Entry by hutchins18

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. -David Duchovny

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Entry by doveton

People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians. George Lucas, 1988

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Entry by bullamakanka

They don't call me 'Tyrannosaurus Sex' for nothing! Ted Kennedy, wearing a Barney costume, 1993 Xmas party.

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Entry by BrutishMrFish

People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader. -Steven Seagal

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Entry by BaconGristle

Unexpected quote from Mahatma Gandhi - We believe as much in the purity of race as we think they do... We believe also that the white race of South Africa should be the predominating race.

18 Unexpected and Real Quotes by Famous Figures - The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he Did to me! - Adolf Hitler

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