The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.

We asked our readers to help find some gadgets that you'll likely have to donate organs and commit credit card fraud to buy. But, yo, it'd be totally worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by CDBinning

CRACKEDCON You t00 can play World Of Warcraft and watch YouTube videos like Jean-Luc Picard For the low IOw price of $49,150 US. I Three 27 LED scree

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Entry by woweewow

The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

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Entry by SeaMan

Is life on land too boring? Is scuba diving too mainstream? GRau For $2.7 million, you can explore the ocean floor and swim with the fishes in this Fi

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Entry by Phighter

Billed as the ultimate Fitness and Anti-Stress Machine the Alpha Fuzion Sauna Body Pod provides users with a 30-minute multisensory sauna experience

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Entry by Phighter

Inspired by the Spy Who Loved Me, this submarine sports car submerges into the ocean with a pull of a levero The car reaches a top speed of 75mph on l

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Entry by Phighter

The Serenity Pod Bed blocks 903 of outside noise and puts its users to sleep through the use of an intricate sound systeme The lights even change colo

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Entry by gicusudoru

The Cloud is an interactive lamp capable of mimicking a thundercloud thanks to its audio and video components. CRAGK For $3,400 it delivers a storm

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Entry by dritjon

The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

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Entry by evilsarah

The 24th Century Time Machine For the loved one in your life And who also has time to watch an who doesn't quite understand awesomely detailed timepie

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Entry by dritjon

THIS WEIRD CONTRAPTION IS ACTUALLY A COFFEE MACHINE. AN EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL AND EXPENSIVE ONE. It is created by Seoul based company Dutch Lab. It hold

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Entry by boredchem

The VERTU FOR BENTLEY boasts a high-performance Qualcommo SnapdragonT 801 2.3GHz quad core processor, a 13 megapixel sensor, dual LED flash and a lens

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Entry by lahoward87

Want toigo camping without experiencng the pesky weather, or grass, or outside air? You need the INFLATABLE DOME TENT HOUSE 12 FOOT (4 METER) DIAMETER

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Entry by Sagar Parikh

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Entry by lahoward87

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL? Being a beer comnoisseur. Impress your friends and make your enemiesied nemiesjedlous with the GRAGKEDCON Brew Cave Walk-In Beer

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Entry by Phighter

CRACKEDCON Samsung offers this 105-inch 4K UItra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED television on Amazon. It costs $119.999.99. Shipping is free.

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Entry by monkeylamp

Are you agoraphobic? Do you miss clouds? For only $4,000 you can buy The Mirror or Luminous Sky Portal 3D HD clouds are projected onto the mirrored 36

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Entry by Underdawg5

The unmanneds skier-controlled boat For just $17,000, you can invent an entirely new way to drown.

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Entry by Sagar Parikh

What would be the price of this pair of speakers? $1.000? $10.000? $100.000 lolod ICUEAER HORCIKDOo A mind boggling $1.111.000. Behold the Dark Star O

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Entry by BRWombat

Does YOUR toilet have a remote control? Meet the Kohler Numi: gfas It features a motion-activated cover & seat, advanced bidet with self-cleaning wand

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Entry by monkeylamp

Too Drunk Too Much To Mix Your of A Loner Next Drink? To Go To A Bar? The Robotic Bartender $25,000 A touch screen display allows you to mix the perfe

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