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18 Actual Devils In The Fine Print Details

No one pays attention to the fine print. We all assume it says the same thing on every document, which is ... what exactly? Turns out reading that stuff is pretty important, if anything to see the absolutely crazy shit that's hidden in there.

Our readers did some reading of their own to turn up the most bizarre fine print finds imaginable. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Viagra lists a common side effect of EVERYUHING SEEING TINUED BLUE CRACKED.COM

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Entry by NoProbLlama

How do you talk on the phone? Holding it directly to your ear? Well, unless you read the User Manual (provided by every Smartphone manufacturer). be a

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Entry by mkad

Been suspended or kicked off of ebay, and they haven't given you a reason why, while they keep your money? They can totally do that as per your TOS ag

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Entry by Eraser

Mirapex pomipedle dhydochiloride ihe's MIRAPEX. a drug used to treat Parkinson's disease can cause these side effects: intense urges to gamble, incre

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Entry by George Oduor

OHRAOE You owe us $5,000 if we say that you screwed up. Ventrilo Client Setup X License Agreement You must agree with the license agreement below to p

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Entry by franklyfrank

Paxil is a fairly commonly used anti- depressant. So you would think it would be fairly safe for any one to use who is, well, depressed? However accor

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Google CRACKEDOON can use your name and picture in ads?? Google Search Im Feeling Lucky Language in their 'Terms of Service' allows them to use your f

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Entry by dritjon

CRACKED COM OPLA IS A SOFTWARE, CREATED BY A COMPANY CALLED MICROCHIP WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO DEVELOP APPLICATIONS FOR MICROCONTROLLERS. IN THE FIRST VERS

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Entry by Scott Laffey

In 2010, British e-tailer Gamestation added an immortal soul clause TO their TOS page as an April Fools Day prank. The clause stated that by completi

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Entry by mkad

In Texas, liability waivers can include caveats to dismiss fault for any action including those specifically done due to negligence.

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Entry by ironical

Enjoy that nice Cruise, but.e. if something goes wrong, your ticket contract likely limits the cruise line's liability. Cruise ships are governed by M

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Entry by woweewow

Propecia (finasteride) Used by balding men around the world, FDA- approved hair growth drug, Propecia, warns of possible adverse side effects includin

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDCON Pay all costs in a legal dispute even if you win? That's what your bank might expect. Most banks include clauses in their disclosure agreem

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Entry by Scott Laffey

General Mills' website updated its legal terms & to include that users forfeit their rights to persue legal action against the company (except in smal

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Entry by Nels Nelsen

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Entry by dritjon

Do YOU HAVE AN ONLINE BETTING ACCOUNT ARE YOU ONE OF THE FEW WHO ACTUALLY MAKES A PROFIT BETTING ON GAMES AND PLAYING BLACKJACK? THAT'S BAD! BECAUSE A

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Entry by CZM

More and more companies are adding mandatory arbitration clauses to your ToS. CHASE at&t citi SONY us bank NETFLIX AMERICAN 14.3 Agreement to Arbitr

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Within iTunes EULA, you agree not to uSe the software for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or bio

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