The 26 Most Terrifying Foods on Our Planet

Hey, we get it: Losing weight is super tough. Every where you look, society is blasting your senses with delicious fat slathered in more fat on top of fat -- and it's all delicious as fuck.

But Cracked's here to help. Along with AuntieMeme, a questionably-certified nutritionist, we dug up some of the most disgusting meals ever that are guaranteed to make you never want to eat again.

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Street vendors in the Philippines sell Balut, a picnic egg with a duckling inside. The eggs are incubated until the ducklings are almost mature, and t

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Yartsa gunbu, the fungus-infested caterpillar in this Tibetan soup, reportedly gives athletes an unfair advantage in competitions: It's not fair for t

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Australian Aborigines enjoy live, raw witchetty grubs, and will serve them to you if you're in the area. PHOto Photo. Not tempted? You're not alone. P

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A popular delicacy in Dongyang, China is urine-soaked eggs. Tong zi dan, or boy eggs are boiled in Creative urine collected from local schoolboys, t

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Despite its similarity to an old Saturday Night Live routine, Placenta Soda is a real health drink from Japan. ohil Placenta Placenta 400000 400000 It

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HaagenDazs recently introduced two flavors of vegetable ice cream. Japanese shoppers can now choose between tomato-cherry and carrot-orange SpoonVege

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When in Yukon, be sure to try the Sourtoe Cocktail. It contains a mummified human toe, that you must agree to touch with your lips when you order the

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This is Shirako, the male equivalent of caviar. That's right, it's sperm-filled fish testicles. htp/wwwtodaycom/id/40035354#. VMKIcnB4rgD

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Eel Soda is a thing. 1-QU E CC 40N ORAAEKLS t ARARA Unagi Nobori, or Surging Eel fizzy pop, contains extracts of eel head and bones. nowrs.com/20080

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Huitlacoche, a fungus that grows on corn, is considered a delicacy in Mexico. American farmers call it corn smut. **translation: raven shit. htplw

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Who wants Pacha? It's a traditional Iraqi dish made from boiled sheep's Foods head, feet, and Bizere stomach. pboto CRACKED.COM htto wamaysoedecomaden

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The Octopop is a lollipop made out of squid. The squid is (it's actuallye of slow-cooked, kind a misnomer) then sliced and arranged into flower shapes

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Baby Mouse Wine is exactly what it sounds like. B566GGGG61G1616 616 1616166666685 newborn baby mice drowned mFu in rice wine, then fermented. MOUSE WI

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Lutefisk is fish that has been soaked in lye, a caustic chemical used to clean drains. POTASSIUM HYDROXIDE CORROSIVE 8 MANDLE WITH CARE KOH In Wiscons

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When in Greenland, be sure to try the Kiviag. It's made by stuffing sea birds into a gutted seal and letting them ferment for 3-18 months. CRACKED.CON

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Enjoying your Escamoles? They're the larvae and pupae of Liometopum ants. They're pretty tricky to harvest, too. The ants are about half an inch long,

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In China, Drunken Shrimp isn't a euphemism. It's a dish that contains live shrimp that are bombed out of their minds. They've been hot-tubbing in sake

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In Le Mat, In fact, a chef Vietnam, will butcher you can the cobra and eat the serve you the beating heart whole thing, of a cobra. in courses. Be car

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This is Boodog, a beheaded marmot cooked from the inside out with hot rocks, then de-furred with a blowtorch. This is a marmot. CRACKEDCON Chp/wmongol

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Tiet Canh, or cold blood soup, is a traditional Vietnamese dish. It's made from raw blood (usually duck) and cooked gizzards, and topped with peanuts

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In some countries, fruit bats are tossed whole into soup. Fur, skin, teeth, guts, and all. Officials in Guinea! have banneD the delicacy, because of i

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Akutaq, or Eskimo ice cream, is made from fish, berries, and seal oil. In a base of reindeer or moose fat. Modern recipes sometimes substitute shorten

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You can order French fries with chocolate sauce, in Japan. They're sold as a Valentine's Day treat at Lotteria fast food restaurants. Pns 2-ta/ #i Ia+