25 Dick Moves Movie Heroes Get Away With

Fictional villains do a good job at being jerks or evil or whatever. So good that, more often than not, we overlook the terrible shit the heroes are doing. And we aren't talking petty stuff here -- we're talking borderline (or past) psychotic behavior.

With the help of psychotic supervillain AuntieMeme, we bring you a group of alleged heroes who are anything but.

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THE CRACKED.COM HERO Remember that badass shootout in the building lobby, in The Matrix? THE DICK MOVE Those were real Gone in stealthily? Pumped in k

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THE HERO In Iron Man 3, Tony Stark gives out his home address and invites the Mandarin to come get him. 2013 3 THE DICK MOVE Man Iron He takes no prec

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THE HERO Green Lantern THE DICK MOVE Hal Jordan kills off three guys who confront him over the fact that he got them fired. After they rough him up. a

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THE HEROES THE HEROIC AUTOBOTS SENTIENT MADHINES PROTECTING THE GARTTH From EVIL DECEPTICONS. THE DICK MOVE The Autobots deliberately bring their figh

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THE HERO OBI-WAN KENOBI, BATTLING ANAKN SKYWALKER IN REVENGE OF THE SITH. THE DICK MOVE Anakin is missing 3/4 of his limbs, and is burning alive in a

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THE HERO This is Henry, from 50 First Dates. He falls in love with a woman with amnesia, and marries her despite the obstaeles. THE DICK MOVE This is

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THE HERO Hiccup, the bero of Houo to Train YOur Dragon, is aLL about not killing OrRagons. THE DICK MOVE The cLimax of the mowie involves him killing

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THE HEROES The XMent THE DICK MOVE The X-Men leave a paralyzed, lobotomized mutant to die in X2. Jason Stryker is a mutant being manipulated by his fa

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THE HERO v, the anarchist freedom-fighter upending fascism in a dystopian future. THE DICK MOVE V incites crowds of people to dress identically and ma

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THE HERO ELLEN RIPLEY, BADASS HEROINE OF THE ALIEN MOVIE FRANCHISE. *or her clone THE DICK MOVE She crashes the USM Auriga into Earth (it looks like s

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THE HERO In The Notebook, Noah climbs the ferris wheel to interrupt Allie's date THE DICK MOVE with another dude and ask her out. When she says no,

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THE HERO Wolverine's girlfriend Kayla Silverfox. THE DICK MOVE Kayla has the mutant power to make anyone do what she tells them to. Yet she fakes her

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THE HERO MIORPHEUS. THE DICK MOVE Morhpeus claims to be all about ending slavery, yet he has an army of child soldiers. He tells Neo that he deliberat

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THE HERO GORDON BOMBAY, THE COACH OF THE MicHty DUCKS, TEACHES KIDS THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING FRIENDSHIP IS. THE DICK MOVE When a good player is o

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THE HERO SARAH HARDING, THE PALEONTOLOGISTD FROM THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK THE DICK MOVE She lectures everyone else on how critical it is that the

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THE HEROES The Drs. Henry Jones and Henry Indiana Jones Jr.. on a crusade to find The Holy Grail. THE DICK MOVE Remember this guy, who thought India

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T HE HEROES QUiRRELL WOULd NEVER HAVE GOTTEN Hi8 HANOS on tHE SORCERER'S stone Without HARRy POttER's HELP. THE DICK MOVE The stone was protected by s

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THE HERO Harry Potter, who oaLiantly competed in the TriWizard Tournament, despite being too young. THE DICK MOVE Cedric Diggory would still be alive

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THE HERO Sam, the heroic Ghost who hangs around to solve his own murder and ghost-French his girlfriend before going into the light. THE DICK MOVE Sam

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THE HERO The ronartic moment wher the Beast gives Belle a library fall 3WG of books... THE DICK MOVE (STILL A PRISONER. ...that had beer there all alo

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THE HERO God, Evan in Ailmighty. THE DICK MOVE He threw God's a Katrina- Building sized Ark disaster at D.C. to FOR make a point to one guy. DUMMIENS

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THE HERO The Caits Oe dwat THE DICK MOVE The cars are mean to the lemons, the villains of the movie, who have become cruel because the other cars co

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THE HERO Cameron Poe, in Con Air. THE DICK MOVE If Poe hadn't gotten involved, the cons would have been left harmlessly wandering the Nevada desert. I

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THE HERO James Bond, smooth British spy, in Casino Royale. THE DICK MOVE Bond straight-up murders a suspect he's supposed to bring in alive, who has t

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THE HEROES The Inglourious Basterds almost ruined a perfect plot to assassinate the Nazi leadership. THE DICK MOVE The theater was already a trap that

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