15 Movie Character Traits That Make Zero Sense

Movies require use to suspend a lot of natural disbelief about what we're watching. But that's mainly when we see stuff like laser swords, or hear sound in space, or everything about Pretty Woman. But some things we just have to call out because they make no goddamn sense.

We asked you to bring us the worst offenders from our favorite movies. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

In 1980's Superman Il, The Last Son Of Krypton inanely unleashes some of his lesser-known super abilities: REPLICATION! Saran Wrap S-Shield! Amnesia T

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Entry by Edvamp

In Spider-Man 2, Dr. Octopus is a normal human with mechanical arms. Nothing about his enhancements is said tO give him extra strength or resilience.

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Entry by Cervus

CRACKED.COM INDAN JONes and the LAST CRUSADE This French knight has been guarding the Holy Grail for 700 years. The power of the Grail has kept him al

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Entry by gorillathehun

In Iron Man 2 indie Russian physicist Ivan Vanko Vows to get revenge on Tony Stark for using the arc reactor design he claims was stolen from his fath

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Entry by sweetalker

Hi! I'm Edward, and I sparkle in th sun! cxecpt in last my movic, whcre suddenly don't! I

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Do you remember your mother? Just a little bit. Your real mother? She died when I was very young. Very, VERY young.

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Entry by treendabean

Fellpese These kids grew up in a town that banned dancing yet the second they're allowed to break loose they already know how to dance like they're th

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Entry by gorillathehun

Pixar's UP follows the life of Carl Fredricksen from childhood through adulthood and deep into his old age where he finds his greatest adventure. He g

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Entry by WalleyedPike

How in the hell does Mouth speak Spanish fluently and casually; not to mention do a fair job reading 17th century Castilian script? At most he has o

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Entry by Scott Laffey

GODZILLA VS MECHAGODZILLA In 1974's After 13 previous appearances that never hinted at any such ability... The mighty daikaiju conveniently reveals wh

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Entry by mkad

One of the most infamous scenes in sitcom bistory, people have cridiculed the premise. the storyline the editing, the contradiction of previous lesson

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Entry by fairfax

Convenient, Inexplicable House-S Hedges

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Entry by meter_filler

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Entry by Edvamp

In Hellraiser, Frank Cotton kills his brother, Larry, and puts on his skin to avoid the Cenobites. As soon as he does this his voice exactly matches h

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Entry by jazbeck

Where did this come from? Who is he pretending to be? In the world of Man of Steel, Superman is a big deal because superheroes aren't a thing yet. So,

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