15 Of The All-Time Oddest Celebrity Endorsements

We owe the celebs a debt of gratitude. Without them, we wouldn't push our bodies to bold new levels of overconsumption. Would we ever eat “healthy fish sticks” if David Beckham didn't tell us to? Would we drink Koffee if Korn didn't drain it from their dreadlocks into our eager mouths? Would we suffer through a single PopChip if Ashton Kutcher didn't goad us to in a horrible racist impression?

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Malcolm McDowell LUNCHABLES CHI CRACKED COM The cherry on top of his dignified 50 O-year career is an ad for Lunchables Uploaded, a charcuterie board

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John Cena CROCS CRACKED COM If anyone could make Crocs cool, it's the guy who wears cargo shorts to work and actually beats other people up.

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Ozzy Osbourne I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER The Prince of Darkness is shocked that he can't tell the difference between butter and fake butter. It

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David Beckham HEALTHY FISH STICKS frunte chetter fw ish Fingers yo yid Omegas GE with extns pollock forcinlod 1002 Aloska 3 HETHE ASY etwith Omega xta

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Eminem BRISK Curious what it'd be like to be murdered by Eminem in Halloween Town? Wonder no more!

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Keanu Reeves CORNFLAKES CORN oN ES CRACKED CON In this 1987 ad, Keanu sets an endless breakfast table before sneaking one paranoid slurp of cereal, al

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Ashton Kutcher POPCHIPS CRACKED COM Kutcher put on brownface and his most offensive accent to play this Love Guru-esque Bollywood producer trying to s

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Tom Hiddleston MULTIVITAMINS If your fetish is prolonged eye contact with Loki as he makes you a nice breakfast, reminds you to take your meds, then a

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Justin Bieber NAIL POLISH Nicole, O TT OMB! You have to see this metallic red to be-lieb it! CRACKEDCON He moved over a million bottles from his One

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KOAIn KOFFEE CRACKED cO If you're not a big Korn head, don't worry: It's Korn Koffee with a K, but it's for the whole world to enjoy. And yes, that'

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Pitbull CAFFIENATED BREATH STRIPS CRACKED COM Introducing: acid for d-bags. Mr. Worldwide did a spot for Sheets energy strips in 2011.

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Bob Dole VIAGRA ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CRACKED CO The former presidential nominee packed his twilight years with lucrative endorsements, including a Via

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Disturbed #GAMERGATE DAVID DRAIMAN aDAVIDMDRAIMAN .I SUPPORT #GamerGate. PEOPLE/THE MEDIA, ARE TOO DAMN POLITICALLY CORRECT FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. DONT L

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Joe Namath PANTYHOSE After slowly panning up from his hose-clad gams, Namath makes the easily disprovable claim that I don't wear pantyhose. You kno

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Pope Leo XIll COCAINE MARIANI WINE MARTANE WISE e MASTANE WINS IEZELTI ITENOTIE ED TIEALITT TIET HAstis COWALESCENCE E INFLUENZA. lis elinss THR POPE

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