The 17 Most Hilarious True Stories Left Out of History Class

War is terrible and violent and really just not fun or great. But sometimes some pretty hilarious shit goes down.

Our readers cracked open the Internet to bring you some stories that your history teacher never had the bulging genitals to tell. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Ted E.. You win money.

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