21 Vintage Toys That Absolutely Ruined Christmas Morning

Imagine being good for 12 long months only to find these nightmares waiting under the tree. The only plausible explanation: Santa is a sadist. 

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POKE-A-BONE PoKEABONE WMO CAN YOU DO IT? Try'n catch ALL THE BONES sTOC FMAM S1ILL GAIVEI The FCC fined Howard Stern for less than this.

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PINKY LEE MEDICINE CHEST SERR R IVORY Pinky Lee ToY medicine GCRACKEDCO CRACKEDCO HABSYO TOY THE GOOD Learn Pinky Lee's secret shames, then refill all

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PAT BOONE CUT-OUTS Pat Boone CUT CRACKED GOM E OUS Ever wonder what Pat would look like in go-go boots and a push-up bra? Here's your chance.

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MY PUPPY PUDDLES ROMBER My PuPPY ROOM. PUDLES Squeeze PUDDLES' collor & make him drink his woter. Sit him on his training trou. My Puppu PUDDLES only

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LUSCIOUS LIMBS Luscious Limbs ICAT LUNCH LMNIS CRACKED.COM Ever wanted to gnaw off your own foot? Now you can!

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LAVERNE & SHIRLEY SECRETARY SET 79- T Laverne E Shirley setretory seF CFN CRACKED.COM UEEEE SoT AA Laverne and Shirley worked at a brewery, which woul

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KRIMSON TERROR ODERG CRACKED KRIMISON TORHOR PLse MONSTER CORSTRUCTION leiutine The make-your-own monster with the three-handed crotch.

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JACKIE GLEASON BUS DRIVER'S OUTFIT Boy m-m-m, toy! what a Jackie Gleason BUS DRIVER'S OUTFIT CRACKED.COM Make change! Switch lanes without warning! Pu

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HULK UTILITY BELT RREMICO HULK THE INCREDIBLE UTILITY BELT HULK. TR ep CRACKED COR WRIST GAUNTLETS. NNOOULATOR UTUTY GAMILA RADLATIONT DETECTOR - HULX

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FUN WITH STICKS FUN with AGES 8to$4 craftsh whiting. STICKS 2 EXCITING PROJECTS A prolectsf to wonderful Here are picnic dog house. and littie cute ma

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WIND-UP FLOOR BUFFER GEE WHIZ, IT WORKS! Wind-up bbor Buffer Worids Senellet Winct ana Running Appliance pOlishees soIr oround Swto turrs Authentio de

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FIST FACES YOUR FIST BECOMES A REAL FACE MOVES WIGGLES N TWITCHES CONTAINS: 1WIG-1KERCHIEF-4FACES FiSt Faces FUNNY FACE tOY 4 FACES WIG KERCHIEF MOUTH

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DENNIS THE MENACE DENTIST KIT Ipana Pennis the enace Hypodermic needle? Check. Forceps? Check. Nightmares? Check.

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CHEST WIG THE SELFADHESIVE FORTHATMACHO took CHEST WIG CRACKED.COM IN MADE ENGLAND Stick that thatch anywhere you want to jumpstart puberty.

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BUTCHER PLAYSET The trouble started when Jeffrey asked if we could pretend to disembowl a hog.

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BUILD-A-HOME & SUBDIVION SET Mosers GIRDER & PANEL BUILD A HOME & SUBDIVISION SET DESIGN and BUILD GREAT VARIETY of DIFFERENT a BEAUTIFUL HOMES Constr

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ATOMIC ENERGY LAB CIET pHyi ENERGY Ls ATOMIC Elany Sap! OILRT ALL SEHSCE CRACKED.COM E GILBERT Clouo Did the Atomic Energy Lab come with actual uraniu

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WAYNE FOUNDATION BATMAN'S WAYNE OVER 40 INCHES TALL NCLDES ONLY FOUNDATION STORY BULDNG WITH PENTHOUSE BAT ELEVATOR TRorY CASE CCUPUITFI CONDOLE WT CH

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SINKING OF THE TITANIC GAME The sinking of the TITANIC game The game you play as the ship goes down... then face the peril of the open sea! The sound

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SIXFINGER SIXFINGE THE MOST AMAZING TOY EVER IT LOOKS DOES LIKE A A FINGER IT ALL BUT THIS: LSROTS CAR BOMB 2 2 COS It looks like a finger? Sure, if f

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POPEYE METAL TAPPING SET METAL TAPPING POPEYE SET ARF! ARF! UIM COMPLETE wink o ORACKEDcO A foc .DECORATIVEERAMES BOYS A GILS TAPPIG TOOLS A 4to 8 INS

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