17 Famous Movies With Really Dumb Dialogue

Between luscious bodies and ridiculous action sequences, sometimes it's easy to overlook the dialogue of a film. Hell, sometimes that's the point. It turns out that upon careful inspection of our favorite films, there are some real word-turds stinking up the joint -- and we never even noticed.

Our readers picked out some of the worst offenders for your viewing pleasure. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by jazbeck

GUCCI dete AT is that what a man looks like? THE VERY NEXT SCENE...

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Entry by Fauxman3

A red suN rises. Blood has been spilled this night. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT LEGOLAS, IF ITS UNKNOWN INFORMATION ONLY KNOWN BY ELVES THEN THER

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Entry by AgentCoop

Hi. Tell me if I'm-crazy. But that wasn't just another night for. either of us, was it? --VICKI VALE BATMAN (989) BRUCE: Really? THAT'S the first th

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Entry by Scott Laffey

I'VE SENT A LITTLE INSECT ON AHEAD TO TAKE THE FIGHT OUT OF THEM. Only... She never did. Not that we saw anyway. This bizarre line refers to a musical

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GICJE UTHLNYOM I brought you some news: G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture. And by out of the picture, I mean alive on Earth. Wait... Wh

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In Return of the Jedi, when the rebels try to land their stolen Shuttle at the Death Star, an Imperial officer informs Vader that the crew is using a

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Entry by Ruy Platt

You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying SO hard to be. the social network Wait, what? IF someone's trying to be an asshole, that's what they

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Entry by Ted E.

GRAGKEDOON Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see? Where I'm from, we just call them eyes. You see these ears? Everyone knows I'm an Elf. It's as if you

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Entry by Psych0turtle

A scene in Predator -we can clearly see that the creature is leaving the place, not caring about Dutch (Schwarzenegger) there Apparently Dutch has s

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRaCKEDCOM In Batman Begins, when Bruce is directed to carry out an execution of an accused murderer, he responds This man should be tried. Written

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Entry by Tim Babb

YOU CAN SAVE ALL OF THEM -JOR EL'S HOLOGRAM THINGY UH... HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO STOP ALL THIS?

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Entry by gatorboymike

17 Famous Movies With Really Dumb Dialogue

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Entry by Emmasi

CRAGKED.COM Did you know that in the Far East, people pay their doctors when they're healthy? When they're sick, they don't have to pay them. So, bas

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Entry by Ted E.

MORPHEUS: UNFORTUNATELY. NO ONE CAN BE TOLD WHAT THE MATRIX IS. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. NEO: YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD? YO

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Entry by MinorShan

Keep tight inside of themn! Their magic must be powerful, very O/' she wouldn't want them badly! so Wait... that pink bitch knows what my slippers do!

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Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDCO COM OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEAP Marty Zebra's panic inspired exclamation in Madagascar seemed like kid friendly gibberish.... Unless those chil

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CRACKEDCO COM THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE ENGINEERS. We didn't run out of planes and television sets. We ran out of food. What about forming eng