16 Terms Professionals Use To Speak In Code

First, we learned an entire language. Maybe, if we were lucky, we learned a second entire language. And regardless of our luck, if we've ever had a job, we had to learn a whole new language of jargon specific to our job.

Here's a cheat sheet of 16 words from an assortment of other jobs so you don't have to work a whole new job to learn the military slang for "pooping onself."

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  OPERATION BRIGHT STAR CENABD Code for a medical emergency on a cruise ship. Operation Rising Star is code that a passenger has died. CRACKED.COM

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2 INSPECTOR SANDS In UK public transportation services, a code used in announcements when there's a public emergency, like a fire or bomb threat CRACK

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UNCLE BOB  When used by a wedding photographer, it means your attempt at a photo is ruining their professional shot CRACKED.COM

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FREQUENT FLYERS A 26 An EMS term for people who call for an ambulance in non-emergency situations... sometimes multiple times in a single shift. CRACK

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PUCKER FACTOR a military term referring to the scale for fear based on how tightly you are clinching the muscles around your anus CRACKED.COM

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DONORCYCLES A reference within the medical field to motorcycles, since they result in donors with young, healthy organs with only head injuries CRACKE

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  MORGUE When used by newspapers, it's the back room where they keep their printed back issues. CRACKED.COM

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TOPLESS MEETING Not as risque as it sounds ... a business meeting where electronics are banned as distractions CRACKED.COM

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 RING RATS  Groupies who hang around arenas and hotel rooms, trying to bed -wrestlers CRACKED.COM

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 BROWN BROWN STAR CLUSTER The military term for shitting your pants. Cute. CRACKED.COM

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PILLOW THERAPY The urge to suffocate an annoying patient with their own pillow CRACKED.COM

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BURY THE HATCHET When a surgeon (accidentally) leaves a tool inside the patient CRACKED.COM

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 DEAD CAT  The fuzzy cover that protects a microphone from wind CRACKED.COM

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 SNIPERS  In prison, someone who masturbates discreetly. A killer is someone who does it publicly. CRACKED.COM

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ADAM HENRY ETR DPOLITAN PO LIHE PIURE J. KRYCUA An oh-so-creative police term for asshole (AH) CRACKED.COM

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BLUE  JUICE The flight crew's cutesy nickname for toilet water CRACKED.COM

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