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24 Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That CAN'T Be True. Right? Unless... No, No Way.

Conspiracy theories are just fan fiction for real life. Why spend your time writing an alternate ending to Harry Potter, when you can write an alternate beginning for J.K. Rowling herself?

Here are some of the more bonkers conspiracy theories that'll make you do a double-take the next time you spot a pop star or public figure in the wild:

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THE CONSPIRACY: Britney and Justin are clones. CRACKED c THE THEORY: The couple were in a car accident just before .Baby One More Time dropped. Brit wSource: Gizmodo

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THE CONSPIRACY: Miley was bankrolled by Obama. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Any time Obama needed a distraction from eating mustard or wearing tan, there w

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THE CONSPIRACY: Britney was a paid Bush operative. THE THEORY: She broke up with K Fed right before a midterm election; she was paid to distract the A

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THE CONSPIRACY: Khloe is O.J.'s daughter. THE THEORY: Kris Jenner, famously the wife of Simpson's lawyer, claims she had an affair with O.J. in the '8Source: MSN

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THE CONSPIRACY: The llluminati killed Eminem Cbecause he wouldn't join their club) CRACKEDCON THE THEORY: He took 5 years to follow up Encore because

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THE CONSPIRACY: JFK is still alive (and consulting for other presidents). CRACKED COM THE THEORY: The assassination attempt was real, but he survived,5 Insane (but Convincing) Theories About Dead Celebrities

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THE CONSPIRACY: Steve Jobs is hanging out in Egypt. Mike Sington @MikeSington Steve Jobs is discovered alive and living in Egypt! CRACKED.COM THE THEOSource: @MikeSington

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THE CONSPIRACY: Avril Lavigne's body double took over her life. THE THEORY: When we saw Lavigne go from a goth phase to a... slightly different goth pThe 5 Best Conspiracy Theories About Celebrity Impostors

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THE CONSPIRACY: Katy Perry is JonBenet. CRACKED.cO THE THEORY: Perry is a mere 6 years older than onBenet, and their parents look kinda similar. You cSource: YouTube

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THE CONSPIRACY: Michael Jackson's death was a distraction orchestrated by Iran. CRACKEDCON THE THEORY: How better to keep Americans from meddling in A

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THE CONSPIRACY: Tom Cruise holds wife auditions. CRACKEDCON THE THEORY: He was SO powerful by the time of his third marriage that he auditioned Scarle4 Insane (but Convincing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

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THE CONSPIRACY: Bob Marley was killed as a warning to other reggae artists. THE THEORY: The CIA was working to take out the Jamaican prime minister, aSource: High Times

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THE CONSPIRACY: Kurt Cobain was killed by his own guitar. CRAGKED CON THE THEORY: He learned to play on a left-handed guitar, which exacerbated his sc5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

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THE CONSPIRACY: Elvis died of chronic constipation. CRACKED CON THE THEORY: Elvis never actually got fat. What we think of as fat Elvis was really nor5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

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THE CONSPIRACY: Hitler was Hitler because of bad potty training. CRACKED COM THE THEORY: Hitler's mother poop shamed him, causing an anal fixation, wh5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

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THE CONSPIRACY: Michael Jackson was chemically castrated. CRACKED COM THE THEORY: He was prescribed a powerful acne drug at the age of 12 that caused 5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)

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THE CONSPIRACY: The moon landing was shot by Stanley Kubrick. THE THEORY: 2001: A Space Odyssey was such a big hit, the U.S. government wanted to giveSource: Gawker

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THE CONSPIRACY: Lorde is a 40-year-old woman. CRACKEDC THE THEORY: She hasn't had any of the typical 20-something pop star gaffes or outbursts; she haSource: Deadspin

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THE CONSPIRACY: Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella diamond is llluminati imagery. THE THEORY: Okay, sure, everybody's in the llluminati. But Jay-Z has gone SO far asSource: Gothamist

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THE CONSPIRACY: Disney assassinated Miley Cyrus. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Miley wanted a childhood, but Disney wanted money. So they offed her and read5 Crazy (But Intriguing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

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THE CONSPIRACY: Stevie Wonder can see. llllth CRAGKED CON THE THEORY: He likes basketball, and once caught a falling mic stand: two things typical of Source: YouTube

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THE CONSPIRACY: Bill Hicks didn't die; he just became Alex Jones. THE THEORY: The CIA kidnapped him and turned him into a right-wing propaganda machin5 Insane (but Convincing) Theories About Dead Celebrities

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THE CONSPIRACY: Biggie and Tupac are hanging in New Zealand. THE THEORY: The rivals put their differences aside, faked their own deaths, and moved to 5 Crazy (But Intriguing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

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THE CONSPIRACY: J.K. Rowling doesn't exist. THE THEORY: The story of Harry Potter, and her own story of redemption, are just too good to be true. She'4 Insane (but Convincing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

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