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18 Movies With Plots That Rely On Impossible Luck

We like to think our heroes success is based purely on the sheer amount of badassery emanating from their balls of steel. Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, a lot of them just sort of fumble their way into succeeding.

With the help of illustrious image manipulator AuntieMeme, we present you the worst offenders ...

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THE SPUDER MAN VILLAINS ALL RANDOMLY NEW GOBLIN, HIS HAPPEN TO BEST FRIENO HAVE A PERSONAL CONNECTION TO PETER PARKER. VENOM, HIS RIVAL GREEN GOBLIN,

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IN X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, RAVEN, A YOUNG MUTANT, BREAKS INTO A RANDOM BRITISH HOME. SHE HAS AN MY NAME IS AMERICAN CHARLES XAVIER. ACCENT. I'M A MUTANT T

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In The Fifth .that happens to Element, Leeloo belong to the jumps out of ex-special, forces major a window and who was chosen to falls into a bring ba

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In The Dark Knight, Harvey Dent has the nickname Two-Face, then just happens to get exactly half of his face burned off in an attack. TAYSO OH, AND EX

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In The Return of the King, Frodo and Sam are able to get through the back dOor of MORdoR because Sauron happened to Leave it unguarded. EH, I THINK TH

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In Superman, when Otis reprograms the missile, he screws up and enters the coordinates for Hackesnsack, New Jersey. Hackesnsack is the home of Miss Te

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In Inglourious Basterds, the heroes trap Hitler and all the top Nazis at a movie theater. The ICOWIEG PIERRE WWETTE DETI: LA CAVA theater is in aeear

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In Die Hard with a Vengeance, McClane is chasing bad guy Simon (Scar) Gruber through a half-finished aqueduct, when Scar blows a dam and floods it. Th

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CRACKED COM RAMESESI THE In The Watchmen, Ozy, the smartest Nite Owl hacks man in the world, Ozymandias' uses the title of a computer by guessing bo

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In the first Star Wars, Han Not Vader SWOOPS Vader in to save the day. Not Vader But instead of shooting Vader's ship, he shoots one of the ships. fla

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In Star Wars Episode Il, Obi-Wan stumbles aCtoss an drmy of clones on Kamino. He finds it at a time when the Republic just happens to need an army. CR

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In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Marion is tied up in the first tent Indy stumbles into. CRACKED.COM

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In Mission impossible, Ethan Hunt would have given away government secrets if a train hadn't gone through a tunnel just at the moment the bad guy lady

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Jason's first kill In Friday the 13th FRESN took a crazy amount of LUCK. He put the head in the refrigerator, and the girl just happened to come downs

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In 300, the queen grabs a sword and stabs Theron in the crotch. His codpiece rips open, and coins spill all over the floor, exposing him as a traitor.

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CRACKEDCON Sure was convenient that Davy Jones hid his Dead Man's Chest in spot that a he could only protect once every ten years. The curse kept him

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IN THE AVENGERS, IRON MAN FLIES A NUKE INTO THE ALIEN PORTAL AND DESTROYS THE INVADERS. THE ONLY REASON THEY HAD A NUKE WAS BECAUISE ONE WAS UNEXPECTE

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John McClane straps C4 to a chair... ...chucks it down an elevator shaft... ...and it explodes on the exact floor where the bad guys are. McClane was

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