34 Code Words Professionals Use to Keep You in the Dark

Every field has a specific vocabulary it uses. Mostly, it develops as a means to quickly communicate with another person in said field -- but sometimes it happens to keep people on the outside completely oblivious.

In an effort to help you decipher when people are talking mad shit about you, our readers have compiled a list of jargon that is used to describe outsiders. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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