34 Code Words Professionals Use to Keep You in the Dark

Every field has a specific vocabulary it uses. Mostly, it develops as a means to quickly communicate with another person in said field -- but sometimes it happens to keep people on the outside completely oblivious.

In an effort to help you decipher when people are talking mad s**t about you, our readers have compiled a list of jargon that is used to describe outsiders. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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