34 Code Words Professionals Use to Keep You in the Dark

Every field has a specific vocabulary it uses. Mostly, it develops as a means to quickly communicate with another person in said field -- but sometimes it happens to keep people on the outside completely oblivious.

In an effort to help you decipher when people are talking mad shit about you, our readers have compiled a list of jargon that is used to describe outsiders. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Vincent Pall

CRACKEDCON COM Angel Lust This is the term used by both the medical and mortuary science professions to describe a corpse that is sporting a, uh... an

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Entry by TedStixon

Disco Rice? Mongo? Urban Whitefish? 5osl No, these aren't crappy band names. It's NYC Garbage-Man slang! Disco Fish refers to maggots. Mongo is sa

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Entry by Michael Voll

CRACKEDOOM Crop-dusting (krop'dus'ting) n. The act of passing gas as a flight attendant walks down the airplane aisle.

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Entry by Tinkerb!tch

THREW UP ON THE MONORAL? WE CALL THAT A Protein JPILL'? OR CODE V AT DISNEY PArkS.

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Entry by ProgHead777

Bitching Betty is the nickname given by pilots and aircrew to the female voices of computerized warning systems on various commercial and military a

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Entry by PapaThrust

YODA CONDITIONS- A PROGRAMMING STYLE WHERE EXPRESSION THE TWO PARTS ARE REVERSED OF AN FROM THE TYPICAL IN A CONDITIONAL ORDER STATEMENT E.G. IF(CONST

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Entry by mkad

Muppets -Pejorative term Wall Street execs use to refer to their clients 1451 1154 1451 1451 1151 1154 1454 14'1 1151 049 111 1151 1154 1451 1151 11

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Entry by Shana F

Unremarkable is a word often used in medical reports to indicate no abnormalities. It is not uncommon to see this on a Urology consultation: Scrotum

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Entry by Dan877

34 Code Words Professionals Use to Keep You in the Dark

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Entry by Juvo415

Quantum field theorists use PENGUIN DIAGRAMS to describe a type of particle interaction. *Penguin diagrams were coined in 1977 when physicist John Ell

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Entry by TaxMan5x

Jerry Bruckheimer coined a phrase for when automatic gunfire, rumbling engines, Or military jargon appears in movies. He calls it a BAYO

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Entry by icandish

POOH: OIL FIELD ABBREVIATION FOR PULL OUT OF MOLE

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Entry by yulka1

An audiogram is a graph that shows the pitch and loudness that a person perceives on a hearing test. There is a region on an audiogram that maps out t

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Entry by ironical

Until they were caught citigroupy at SNC-Lavalin, PCC 03684362 Niasria LIdg Isternath Taytor was an accounting term for BAY Specialised Drillins One

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Entry by dubayou

Open the Kimono CRACKEDCON To reveal details of one's business operations. Usually used as an incentive for prospective investors.

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Could you ever shoot the puppy? In business lingo, taking an unpopular, seemingly heartless action for the greater good of the company. CRACKEDCON

CRAGKED When hospital staff don't want you to know what's wrong with you, all they have to do is slip into medical jargon; but doctors mightals identi

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Entry by JasonGaston

In the world of computer tech suport, certain problems with customer's computers, caused by a stunning lack of the customer's computer knowledge, are

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Entry by Scott Laffey

THE CRACKEDOON DECEPTIONIS is an office assistant whose primary role is to block access to their boss.

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Entry by MinorShan

PARK AND BLOT isn't Lover's Lane When a move. a mavehing band halts $ plants their feet during show to a betfer melt their audience's faces off by cra

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CRACKEDCON A Christmas Tree is the name for an assembly that sits atop a wellbead in oil and gas wells, allowing well flow to be controlled and moni

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Those who work with it affectionately refer to the tar-like sealant used to waterproof roofs as BEAR SHIT CRACKED

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Entry by JasonGaston

TATE OF TEXAS ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT RECORD In the office of most Texas schools, you will find a cabinet of folders for each student. Inside the folder

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Entry by BRWombat

A police officer who sees you do something stupid while driving might refer to you as DWHUA Driving With Head Up A*

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Entry by tesla777

KRISTO In the Philippines, the guy that takes the bets of gamblers on cockfights is called a kristo. He communicates through hand signals to other k

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Entry by MinorShan

Glokloll A deep Ov open-pirt mineshaft Jeb knows how to drill my glory hole jest the way like it. CRACKED CON

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Entry by PapaThrust

REFUCTORING purposefully making your program's code so convoluted and ludicrous that only you can understand it. MAMO

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Entry by TaxMan5x

Scoring an 8 on one hole in golf is known as a snowman, or if you tuurn it sideways, call it 8 7 DOG 8 BALLS CRACKED CON

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Entry by RainbowCrash

The process of combustion in a four-stroke engine is often described as Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.

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Entry by JasonGaston

CRACKEDGON Trail of the Pink Panther Back to the Future Ill Doctor Who Plan 9 From Outer Space Superman I FAKE SHEMP Coined by Sam Raimi, Fake Shemp o

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Entry by Scott Laffey

If someone in a semi warns you on your next road trip to beware the ALLIGATOR ON THE 2IPPER It's just trucker speak for a blown tire in the middle of

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Entry by asinger

The Prize Pig is a radio listener who listens solely to enter contests and win prizes. AM I THE RIGHT CALLER? CRACKEDCO COM

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Entry by MinorShan

IB Y CR Birth Conlrol Glasses: military issue specs lor our soldiers. 'Cause enlistment means sacrilicing youn literal AND sex lile il you're nearsigh

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Entry by ironical

CRACKEDcO COPSLANG PUIVPKIN PATCH -New prisoners in holding cell in orange uniforms -TIPS-FIderly, white- haired drivers onl the freeway SCOOBY SNACK

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