30Entry by junkpunch
29Entry by PirateJohn
Even if an actor manages to get out that 9 to 5 bleaching celebrities' assholes, that's not a guarantee that their first role in a movie would be any less humiliating. We asked our readers to dig up the first-time movie parts that, no doubt, all the big stars wish would go away forever. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
Literally none of this stuff is helping.
When you think about it, these characters are more sad than funny.
Any publicity is good publicity, right? Er, not necessarily.
We see what you did there.