30Entry by junkpunch
29Entry by PirateJohn
Even if an actor manages to get out that 9 to 5 bleaching celebrities' assholes, that's not a guarantee that their first role in a movie would be any less humiliating. We asked our readers to dig up the first-time movie parts that, no doubt, all the big stars wish would go away forever. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
Help yourself to a steaming plate of truth.
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
Here's a stack of actuallys, for dealing with fancy people.