Please Do Not Purchase These 13 Horrid Movie Props

From the rotting corpse of a Ninja Turtle, to the sad remnants of an Everlasting Gobstopper, time has not been kind to many of these items. Others, like the human hair Munchkin wig, have been cursed since their inception.

They're all for sale, or have been at some point. But under NO circumstances should you purchase the following:

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$6,000 YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON TOM HANKS' LOIN CLOTH FROM CAST AWAY, FEATURING A WEINER SHEATH CUSTOM-FIT TO HANKS' WANG. 8 Horrifying Movie Props You Won't Believe You Could Buy

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$30,000 THIS GOBSTOPPER FROM CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED TO INFLICT MAXIMUM PAIN ON YOUR SOFT PALATE. IT'S LIKE A MOUSource: Collider

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$3 MILLION THIS ONE DISGUSTING LION'S PELT WAS WORN FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE COWARDLY LION'S SCENES IN THE WIZARD OF OZ. Source: Collider

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$130 OURSKI raY 2 7814 DOR SEE M 58: 2/26 39FO DT: LAB PROVIDER2 07/03/14 1981 YOU CAN OWN THIS SPECIMEN JAR FROM TED 2, IF YOU WANT TO BE HAUNTED BY Source: ebay

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$800 A T Meethe Fockers Dir: Jay Roach D.P.: Johs Sewartzmam. ASC Date THIS GENUINE MEET THE FOCKERS CLAPBOARD MADE THIS SCENE HAPPEN, AND IT COULD DOSource: ebay

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$2,700 YOU CAN COP THIS SCABBY OLD LADY SUIT FROM THE SHINING. TOOTHLESS GRIN NOT INCLUDED. Source: ebay

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$1,296 SLIP GARY OLDMAN'S CONTACTS FROM BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA ONTO YOUR CORNEAS, AND SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF A GENIUS! Source: Wired

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$12,000 REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP GUILD WITH THIS PAPIER MACHE AND HUMAN HAIR MUNCHKIN SCALP FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ. 8 Horrifying Movie Props You Won't Believe You Could Buy

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$2, 591 591 WEARING ONE OF THESE ENGINEERING TUNICS FROM STAR TREK IS, STATISTICALLY, A DEATH SENTENCE. TERRIBLE INVESTMENT. Source: Wired

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$4,125.75 THESE CRUSTY, SCABBY FEET FROM THE FLY. THE ONLY WAY TO TEST THEIR AUTHENTICITY IS TO TRACK DOWN JEFF GOLDBLUM, CINDERELLA-STYLE. Source: FilmDaily

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$7,000 THIS COTTON AND FUR EXOSKELETON SOAKED UP JOHN CANDY'S SWEAT DURING THE FILMING OF SPACEBALLS. IT FEATURES SOME STAINING THROUGHOUT THE JUMPSUSource: PropStore

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$30,000 WHO WOULDN'T WANT THIS 14-FOOT FIBERGLASSELHOFF FROM THE SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS MOVIE? CRACKEDGOM 8 Horrifying Movie Props You Won't Believe You Could Buy

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15,000 LEONARDO'S SUIT FROM TMNT IIL LOOKS LIKE IT WAS STITCHED TOGETHER 30 YEARS AGO FROM VARIOUS HUMAN AND ANIMAL PARTS. CRACKED.COM Source: Prop Store Auction

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