Most of us have a pretty good idea of what constitutes good music, and can pretty easily recognize forgettable garbage. But because the human brain is weird, it's often the forgettable garbage that worms its way into our ears -- and then our hearts. With just as much tenacity as an actual heart worm.
We asked our fans on Facebook to tell us about the songs that they not only listen to, but absolutely love, but also super hope nobody ever finds out about. Here's what they told us.