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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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Entry by Ruy Platt

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CRACKED COND Would you put your penis in that? In 1994 at a motel in Lakeland, Florida, paramedics had to be called whent the night clerk for the mote

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Entry by mkad

There's that scene in The World According to Garp, where the woman down goes on the guy in the parked and they're hit from behind, car, causing her to

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Entry by Natallica

CRACKEDCON In 2008, a vicar went into an emergency room on Sheffield. England, with a potato stuck in his rectum. His explanation? He said he was hang

Kiss of Deaf After a passionate lcissing session with her lover, young woman arrived at the hospital deaf in her left ear According to her doctor the

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Entry by mkad

17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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Entry by Ruy Platt

CRACKED.COM AFTER A NIGHT WITH HER PARTNER, A NEW ZEALAND WOMAN FOUND HERSELF PARTIALLY PARALYSED BECAUSE OF A HICKEY THE SUCTION ON THE NECK CREATED

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Entry by mkad

Gentlemen, wedding bands are to be worn on your fingers. Most hospitals have jeweler's saws ready for the stupid mnen that put them elsewhere on their

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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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Entry by mkad

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While engaging in marital relations, Maria Ramos suFFfered cuts and bruises, but her husband, Darryl Washington, suffered a broken thigh bone, a small

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Entry by Ruben Jones

17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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Entry by tesla777

On December 31,2007, a florist from Cebu City, the Philippines, paid a random man he'd met on the street 100 pesos ($2.50) to have New Year's eve sex

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