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CRACKEDCON In 2008, a vicar went into an emergency room on Sheffield. England, with a potato stuck in his rectum. His explanation? He said he was hang

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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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Entry by Ruy Platt

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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

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On December 31,2007, a florist from Cebu City, the Philippines, paid a random man he'd met on the street 100 pesos ($2.50) to have New Year's eve sex

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