Look, we all know Mark Hamill didn't fall into a gigantic air shaft, and Robert Englund never actually
kissed a high school nerd to death. Or, we assume he didn't. Hey, does anyone have eyes on Englund?
The point is, we suspend our disbelief in the height of the cinematic moment so we can fully experience the drama. And taking a peak behind the curtain instantly makes these dramatic scenes hilarious: