Roseanne Barr Almost Starred In ‘Married … With Children’
And she would have had babies with screaming Sam Kinison.
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An alligator ended Chubbs Peterson’s golf aspirations — could it close down Sandler’s sequel dreams, too?
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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
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24 Funny Times Something Completely Backfired on Someone
‘Grass caught on fire’
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Isn’t It Weird to Add Celebrities to a Game Where They Get Shot?
Wow, I just took out my favorite singer with a headshot
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PSA: If you're experiencing any scary or weird symptoms, see a doctor. Reading Cracked is not a substitute for actual medical advice. -Ed
As you all know, we're dealing with an outbreak of respiratory disease that makes you cough and stuff ... right? That's only the tip of the iceberg. It turns out this thing can do all kinds of weird things to your body.
Things like:
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15 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians to Reboot Your Worldview
They may not make you feel better, per se, but you’ll definitely feel different
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- By Jesse
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Post-‘Seinfeld’ Legacy Will Come Down to a Crappy Breakfast Pastry
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Several Injured During Filming of New Eddie Murphy Comedy
‘It was a completely freak accident’
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21 Lies Everyone Believes Because of Movies
British redcoats don’t sound like that
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Drew Carey Really Wants You to Know About His Orgasmic Phish Experience
You’re going to need a cigarette after this one
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