Weird Ways Governments Are Handling The Crisis

Refreshingly, this crisis has brought out the best in our leaders and restored our fai ... wait. Wrong timeline. No, watching our leaders grappling with this mess is like watching someone running around their apartment and trying to catch their cat.

Here's 12 of the more bizarre things they've been doing.

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SINGLE PEOPLE IN THE NETHERLANDS SHOULD FIND A SEX BUDDY FOR QUARANTINE The Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment said that sSource: The Guardian

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CHILE IS INFLATING ITS RECOVERY NUMBERS AND NOT GIVING A F*CK. It's counting dead people among recovered ones because, as Health Minister Jaime ManaliSource: Newsweek

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INDIA'S UTTARAKHAND STATE PUNISHES LOCKDOWN VIOLATORS LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WOULD. Police caught at least 10 foreign nationals walking outsidSource: News18 India

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MADRID ENTERTAINED QUARANTINED PEOPLE WITHA PORTABLE CINEMA. The cinema is a giant two-sided screen mounted on a van touring all of Madrid's 21 distriSource: Euronews

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NIGERIA IS FIGHTING COVID WITH THE POWER OF SOCIALLY DISTANCED DANCE. SAAm Alin artsinmedicine 00006@bd The government is having musicians play and daSource: Reuters

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RUSSIA OFFCIALLY RECOMMENDED STAYING ANGRY AT PEOPLE FOR 10 MINUTES, TOPS. WHHCTEPCTBO apBOoxPAFEHMA poccHCKON EAEPALINH The Russian Health Ministry'sSource: The Moscow Times

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A MEXICAN TOWN IS SPRAYING PEOPLE CROSSING THE BORDER WITH DISINFECTANT. OFICINAS GRUPO BETA Drivers crossing into Nogales, Mexico from Nogales, ArizoSource: The Guardian

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HAWAI IS PAYING TO GET PEOPLE OFF THE ISLANDS. Self-isolating on arrival for 14 days is mandatory in Hawaii, and the Hawaii Tourism Authority put asidSource: CNN

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INDIA DEPLOYED ITS NAVY TO BRING PEOPLE HOME. utiimimiid It sent two ships to evacuate about 1,000 Indians on the Maldives, and a third to the United Source: The Economic Times

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FINLAND HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE JUST FOR KIDS. PM Sanna Marin In a livestreamed conference, Prime Minister Sanna Marin, Minister of Education Li AnderSource: Yleisradio Oy

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DANISH POLICE ARE ASKING FOR PROOF OFRELATIONSHIP FROM VISITORS. Danmark People from other Scandinavian countries and from Germany can visit, but onlySource: Deutsche Welle

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OREGON SAID PEOPLE SHOULD STOP RIMMING. circle of Condoms dental dams your small close and contacts. saliva or feces, especially Press pause Wash yourSource: Oregon Live