The Dark Secret of Being a Mom in a Pixar Movie

As we've pointed out before, Pixar has its share of dark, disappointing lessons to teach us. But those kings of continuity have hidden one more big, juicy secret just beyond the veil. As it turns out, all across the Pixar universe... becoming a mom makes you thick as hell.

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The Dark Secret of Being a Mom in a Pixar Movie

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Exhibit A: Andy's mom (Toy Story) taking out the trash with that dump truck. Exhibit B: Jill Andersen CInside Out) taking Bing Bong to the moon. Exhib

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Even these ancillary moms are suspiciously thicci Go off, Sheri Squibbles! Shake that tail, Remy's mother! And might I say, Minny... vroom vroom

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But the Queen of Cheeks, the plumpest rumpus, the all-time biggalest jiggalest, has to be... CRACKED CO COM The Queen. My queen. OUR queen.