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Tell Us Now: What's The First Thing You're Going To Do?

PSA: Be safe, stay home, and stay informed. -Ed

We asked Cracked fans on Facebook what they were going to do as soon as they got out of quarantine. Here are a few ideas they shared with us:

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? LARK O. WANTS TO GIVE AN OVERLOOKED ANIMAL A FOREVER HOME. Going to the humane society and adLark O.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? LILLI R. WILL COMPLETELY ABANDON SOCIAL DISTANCING AND HUG EVERYONE. I'm going to hug my mum,Lilli R.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? ALEX L. IS GOING TO A BREWERY CRAWL THE ASUB FELASURT FIRST ELASUR BOINC CHANCE HE Co GETS. IAlex L.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? JAY B. WANTS TO RIDE A BUS AND TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE. I've been wanting to do that but kept pJay B.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? JEFF K. CAN'T WAIT TO EAT AT HIS FAVORITE BUFFET. There's an awesome buffet just a few towns Jeff K.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? KATHRYN W. JUST WANTS TO GO OUT FOR A DRIVE BEFORE ALL THE TOURISTS COME BACK. So basically, Kathryn W.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? SARAH J. WANTS TO GET BACK TO EATING AND SOCIALIZING. I will go to a restaurant- location yetSarah J.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? GREG H. IS GOING TO JUMP ON HIS HARLEY AND RIDE ALL OVER CREATION. When I'm done with that, IGreg H.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? ERIN T. WILL THROW HER SON A HUGE BIRTHDAY BASH. It's gotten canceled twice now because of thErin T.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? SHANNON S. AND HER FIANCEE ARE GOING TO TAKE A oeh tWk STAYCATION. baowu're We are both consShannon S.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? SCOTT G. WILL BUY SO MANY EGGS HE WOULD MAKE RON SWANSON WEEP. I haven't gone this long withoScott G.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? LACIE H. IS GOING TO ABSOLUTELY GORGE HERSELF ON SUSHI. Eat it. Lots of it. Mukbang levels ofLacie H.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? STEPHANIE C. WANTS TO TAKE HER KIDS TO SEE HER PARENTS. We used to see them twice a week and Stephanie C.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? ALINE V. IS LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK IN THE GYM. YORKe 45 I have learned my lesson andAline V.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO DO? KEVIN S. IS GOING TO HEAD DOWN TO THE BAR AND BUY EVERYONE A ROUND. I'll show up early, thougKevin S.

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