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Celebrity Boo-Boos That Seem Sooo Celebrity

Celebrities never seem to do anything the way normal people do. It's somehow a surprising revelation when a celebrity does literally anything the way an average person does. And getting hurt is no exception.

Famous people somehow even get boo boos in a fancier way than the rest of us. For example:

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During the season 17 premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian was revealed to have a large bald part of her scalp exposed on t

Johnny Cash got his ass kicked by an ostrich. Cash liked to take walks in the animal refuge outside his compound, and one day an angry ostrich attacke

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Channing Tatum burned the skin off the tip of his c*ck with boiling water. While shooting a scene for The Eagle in Scotland, he was forced into freezi

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Justin Theroux cracked his head open while riding a scooter, and he has a tiny scar to prove it. He'd been riding without a helmet on a movie set he'd

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A movie technician's sloppiness gave Roger CRAGN Moore butt scarring. While shooting The Spy Who Loved Me, a special effects guy blew up Moore's chair

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Andrew WK got his trademark bloody nose for the cover of I Get Wet from a combination of headbanging, blowing his nose as hard as he could, and jammin

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CRACKEDGO Aaron Sorkin, the Oscar- winning screenwriter, broke his nose while writing. He was working on some dialogue while looking into a mirror and

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Method acting doesn't always go as planned. Just ask Sylvester Stallone. During the filming of Rocky IV, Sylvester Stallone asked Dolph Lundgren to re

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Outfielder Milton Bradley was ejected from a game in 2007 for arguing an umpire's call. Bradley blew up, and his manager, Bud Black, rushed To restrai

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cycling champion Mark Cavendish hurt himself playing Wii. Cavendish was playing snowboarding on his Wii when he slipped and injured a calf muscle. Tha

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Ben Stiller got attacked by a ferret while filming Along Came Polly. Stiller was holding the ferret for a scene, and, in his words, he did this crazy

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Major League Baseball player Ryan Klesko hurt his back lifting a lunch A tray. His upper back seized up in a restaurant when he tried to pick up his l

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Famous British footballer Alan Wright was a tiny bit short for his new Ferrari. He strained his knee, trying to reach for the pedal and needed medical

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Kanye West slammed into a pole while distracted by the paparazzi. Lucky for him, they didn't catch the exact moment on film. CRACKED.COM

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Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan broke his back while trying to jump over a camel. CRACKEDCOMT

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In 2004 slugger Sammy Sosa sneezed so hard that he strained a ligament in his back. He ended up on the disabled list and missed a full month of the Ma

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While filming Snow White and the Huntsman, Charlize Theron screamed so much that she tore a stomach muscle. She also said that she 'did enjoy just sc

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English soccer player Rio Ferdinand injured his feet when watching TV. He had to miss two of his team's games due to straining a tendon behind his kne

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Mandy Moore got a black eye and some stitches after hitting her face on a shower door handle.

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Celebrity Boo-Boos That Seem Sooo Celebrity

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U Billy Crystal once sneezed SO violently that he tore a rib muscle, causing breathing difficulties.

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Peter Weber (the current Bachelor) injured his head by accidentally running into a parked golf cart and then smashing his head against a wine glass...

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Mike Tyson went to the hospital after falling off his daughter's hoverboard. He hopped on board the 2015 trend only to fall right on his back. CRACKED

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Jackie Chan was playing with a Swiss Army knife while filming a movie. He threw it up in the air and tried to catch it with his foot. The knife impale

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Melissa McCarthy injured her neck by wearing a very heavy candy cane costume while filling in for Jimmy Kimmel.

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During the filming of P.S. I Love You, Hilary Swank had to get stitches after a clip from her co-star Gerard Butler's suspender flew into her face (th

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GRACKEDco DAY RULES THIS TIM Josh Brolin suffered severe sunburn on his butthole and had to apply aloe and cream after trying out perineum sunning.

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Meryl Streep sliced her hand to shreds while slicing up an avocado. It was no minor injury, either. She had to get stitches in her home state of Conne

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Entry by Kristina Yong

Jamie Oliver burned his penis while cooking naked on Valentine's Day. The celebrity chef was trying to create a night of romance when he opened the

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While shooting his very first scene for Twilight, Robert Pattinson almost tore a gluteal muscle by lifting Kristen Stewart. He'd attempted the move fr

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Mandy Patinkin CRACKED.COM bruised a rib on the set of The Princess Bride. It wasn't from fencing, fighting, torture or revenge. It was from suppressi

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Taylor Swift gave herself an uppercut on stage. She pulled the mic up to her face really quickly, and ended up hitting herself so hard that she knocke

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Anderson Cooper couldn't see for a day and a half because he sunburned his eyeballs. RSON LIVE For a 2012 report, Cooper spent 2 hours filming on a bo

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