Incredibly Dickish Moves By Onscreen Good Guys

It's pretty easy to tell who to root for, in movies and shows. It's the virtue-filled hero who does every good thing for all the right reasons.

But don't look too closely, otherwise you'll realize that a lot of supposedly righteous characters pull some objectively evil bullshit, right under our noses. And we wind up inadvertently giving a pass to things like...

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IN THE VASTLY SUPERIOR LIVE ACTION VERSION OF ALADDIN, ALADDIN IS A HUMBLE ORPHAN WHO CARES FOR THE PEOPLE OF AGRABAH... And yet he has no problem des

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IN KING OF THE HILL, HANK HILL IS AN UPSTANDING FRIEND, NEIGHBOR, WORKER, FATHER, AND IS USUALLY THE MORALLY JUSTIFIED VOICE OF REASON... Unless you c

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MR. INCREDIBLE IS THE ULTIMATE HERO. HE'S A BIG GUY THAT FIGHTS FOR THE LITTLE GUY AND DOES WHAT IS RIGHT BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO... Except

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WITH THE HELP OF FELICITY AND HIS TEAM, OLIVER QUEEN DONS HIS ARROW PERSONA TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE OF STAR CITY FROM DANGER... Yet he lies to Felicity

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IN PITCH PERFECT 2, BECA MITCHELL TAKES AN IMPORTANT INTERNSHIP WITH A MUSIC PRODUCER AS THE FIRST STEP IN HER POST-COLLEGE CAREER... However, she neg

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IN MEN IN BLACK, AGENT K UPHOLDS GALACTIC LAW AND BELIEVES IN PEACE BETWEEN WORLDS... Other than when he abuses his power and blows an alien's head of

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IN LETTERS TO JULIET, SOPHIE AND HER SOON-TO-BE-RESTAURATEUR FIANCE TAKE A PRE-HONEYMOON TO VERONA, ITALY... Instead of exploring the foods of Italy w

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AS A WEAPONIZED SUPER SOLDIER, CAPTAIN AMERICA FIGHTS FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY. NO MATTER HOW TOUGH A PROBLEM, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON

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CHARLES XAVIER IS THE LEADER OF THE X-MEN, AND FOUNDER OF A SCHOOL THAT TEACHES MUTANTS HOW TO LIVE WITH THEIR POWERS... He also believes that only in

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IN THE DRAGON BALL SERIES, GOKU IS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, WILLING TO FIGHT ANYONE AND EVEN GIVE HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE HIS FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND ALL OF EX

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JONATHAN KENT RAISES SUPERMAN TO BE A TRUE HERO DURING HIS BRIEF TIME IN MAN OF STEEL... Yet when a tornado comes at everyone, not only does he give a

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PETER PETRELLI, NOTABLE EVOLVED HUMAN FROM HEROES, IS DEFINED BY HIS EMPATHY AND IDEALISTIC VIEWS... Except for that time he stranded his girlfriend i

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IN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, OUR HERO BUFFY ALWAYS TRIES TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT... Except in one episode when she calls a teenage girl that killed hersel

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POOR KEVIN MCCALLISTER CAN'T CATCH A BREAK. FIRST HE GOT LEFT HOME ALONE, AND THEN HE GOT LOST IN NEW YORK CITY! Everything is fine enough until he re

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IN THE MATRIX, NEO IS THE CHOSEN ONE, THE SAVIOR OF ALL MANKIND... Well everyone but all these dudes he totally blasted for no reason. This is not wha

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