You know that special brand of hipster, who loves to complain about how a movie or show left out super important details? And they know this because they read the book? We did some digging, and found out that there's usually a damned good reason for leaving something out of the onscreen adaptation: It's flat-out disturbing.

So the next time someone pushes up their glasses, wrinkles their nose, and moans about something-or-other being left on the cutting room floor, feel free to remind them of the following: