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Despite all the noise food companies make about pure, natural ingredients, a ton of food and drinks still contain objectively bizarre ingredients. Sometimes they're deliberately included, and sometimes they just happen to make their way into the mix.
Either way the end result is the same: We're all inadvertently eating some weird-ass shit.