Ways Humanity Is Hypocritical On The Daily

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Hypocrisy is the worst. There's just nothing more obnoxious than some loudmouth shouting about how terrible other people are, all while being ten times as bad at the exact same thing.

The thing is, we might be doing that right now, in some sort of double-standard-ception. Because we do things like:

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I hate it when people at work say that their computer just stopped working like it had nothing to do with the fact that they are totally stupid with

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I always tell my girlfriend to turn down the volume on her TV because I don't want to hear her shows... but yet I'll play my movies as loud as possibl

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I complain a lot over the politically induced problems in this country. CRACKED.COM I also never bother to vote.

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Whenever I accidentally stepped on my little brother's toys: WHY CAN'T YOU PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY AFTER YOU'R DONE WITH THEM? Whenever he accidentally s

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I'm always honest with my friends and telling them off whenever they do something wrongo But I really hate it when they do the same to me. CRACKED COM

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When I'm doing a job for a friend, I hate when they ask me for a discount! They should just support my business! But when they charge full price for s

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I'm an avid people-watcher. But I'm hugely uncomfortable when someone stares at me. CRACKED.COM

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You're wasting my time! is a phrase I probably use too often. Even though I always procrastinate and waste my own time H instead of doing something

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M will confront someone right off the bat if they cut me off, forgetting that I'm the one who constantly talks over others. CRACKED COM

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GRAGKED I don't let clothing brands define who I am... ...but I'll only use Android phones when hell freezes over.

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CRACKEDOON I always tell my housemate to stop binge-watching 3-4 hours of Netflix. Yet I spend 4-5 hours gaming on my PC.

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I'm vocal about not caring What other people think, yet I shrink inward every time someone glances in my direction. CRACKED COM

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Slow drivers drive me into a murderous rage. But whenever I happen to be the one driving slowly, for whatever reason, I literally flip off anyone who

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CRACKEDcO When I hear a celebrity has died of an overdose: Oh no. They must've had a terrible, stressful life that made them turn to drugs. I wonder

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so On Twitter, I write off people I interact with as snobs if they don't follow me back. But my own follow list is kept to a carefully curated minimum

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I advised my friend to turn off his air conditioner whenever he left the house to conserve energy and save money on the bill. But I always leave mine

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I can't stand cigarette smoke. I also enjoy smoking cigars.

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CRACKEDCO COM I complain about traffic jams and lack of parking spots, while driving in my car instead of walking or taking public transportation.

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Ican't stand when people eat noisyfood like chips or loud chewing in general. BE OUIET!! HURRY UP!! But when I'm the one eating crunchy. food Idont ca

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I absolutely hate reality shows that are just taking advantage of the mentally ill. HOARDERS Of course, I don't hate them enough to stop watching th

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