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Everywhere you turn, networks are trotting out their tired, formulaic holiday viewing selections. Even if they're new movies and shows, they're still following the same exact beats, in lockstep. It's enough to make you go full-Grinch.
But hold off on those plans to harass all the Whos down in Whoville. We've got some outside-the-box movie and show recommendations guaranteed not to roll your eyes out of their sockets.